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1. During my operation Santa : “During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word that upset me very much.” Nurse...
2. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
3. Band master with Santa Band master : Santa ji, aapke bhai ki shaadi mein kitne gaane gaana hain, uss hisab se rate lagega? Santa...
4. Adhoora ansuna hi reh gaya Bahut bikhra bahut toota thapede seh nahi paaya, Hawaaon ke isharon par magar mein beh nahi paaya, Adhoora ansuna hi...
5. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999...
6. Jitni choti ho utna hi achhi he Sardar selected a short girl for marry. Why? Beacuse he remembered that his guruji told him Musibat jitni choti ho...
7. A cute Nurse came… A cute Nurse came for the interview.. Dr: What salary YOU expect? Nurse: Rs.10,000. Dr was overjoyed & said: My...
8. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
9. Achhi baat nahi Kisi ka nind chura k Khud soo jana achhi baat nahi, Pyaar k raah mein humsafar ban k Chood jana...
10. Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi Bewafa sanam se to cigarette achhi, Dil jalati hai magar hothon se to lagati hai...
11. Saali tum bahut khati ho Din me teri yaad bahut aati ho, Khawboo me aake satati ho, Sochta hu ki tume dinner pe bhulalu, Kya...
12. Bahut maar padi thi Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a...
13. Bahut kharcha ho gaya Shah jahan ne Tajmahal ki har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki se...
14. Mere baap to bahut hai par… Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi...
15. Humhe neend bahut aati hai Log kehte hai pyar mein neend nahi aati are koi hamse bhi pyar kar lo humhe neend bahut aati hai...
16. Maa Kasam Bahut Kharcha Ho Gaya!!! Shahjahan ne TAJMAHAL ki Har deewar ko dekha Har meenar ko dekha Har kaleen ko dekha Har khidki ko dekha...
17. meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi...
18. Mere papa bahut darpok hain Santa child – mere papa bahut darpok hain. Banta child – how? Santa child – jab bhi road cross karten...
19. Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut Ek aap ho ki sharmate bahut ho, Ek aap ho ki itrate bhi bahut ho, Dil to karta hai ki...
20. Bahut der se barbad kiya Dil ki choton ne kabhi chain se rehne na diya, Jab chali sard hawa maine tujhe yaad kiya, Iska rona...
21. Aansu ko bahut samjhaya Aansu ko bahut samjhaya tanhai mein aayaa karo, Mehfil mein hamara majak na udaya karo, Isspar aansu tadapkar bola, Itne...
22. intezaar bahut hai … Jiski jhalak mein karar bahut hai Uska milna dushwar bahut hai Jo mere hatho ki lakiron mein nahi Mujhe apni...
23. Milne ki to bahut chahat hai Tammana se nahi tanhaee se darte hain, Pyar se nahi ruswaai se darte hain, Milne ki to bahut chahat hai,...
24. Tujhse bahut pyaar karte hai Tujhse bahut pyaar karte hai, Tera har pal intejar karte hai, Jahan mein Jiski na koi missal hai, Tu gulabon...
25. tere pyar me do pal ki zindgi bahut hai Tere pyar me do pal ki zindgi bahut hai, ek pal ki hansi aur ek pal ki kushi bahut hai,...
26. Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi Mitti meri kabar say chura raha hai koi, Markar bhi bahut yaad aa raha hai koi, Eh khuda ek pal...
27. Bahut meethi hai aawaz tumhari Bahut Meethi Hai Aawaz Tumhari, Banado Isse Kismat Hamari, Muzhe Zindagi Mai Aur Kay Chahiye Agar Mil Jaae Dosti Tumhari!!!!!...
28. Bahut Dino se thi aasman ki sajish Bahut Dino se thi aasman ki sajish Aaj puri hogayi hai unki khwaish Bhig lo yaar hame yaad Karke mausam...
29. Bahut dino se thii aasman ki saajis Bahut Dino se thi Aasman ki Saajis Aaj puri ho gayi he unki Khwahis Bhig lo Yaaro is Mausam me...
30. bahut haseen hai teri aqeedaton ke gulaab Bahut Haseen Hai Teri, Aqeedaton Ke Gulaab, Haseen ter hai magar har Gul khyal tera, Hum ek Dard ke rishtey...