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1. A clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
2. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
3. usne kaha tum me pehli jaisi baat nahi Usne Kaha Tum Me Pehli Jaisi Baat Nahi..!! Mene Kaha Ke Zindagi Me Ab Tera Saath Nahi..!! Usne Kaha Ke...
4. Badal gayi jindagi Hamne bhi kabhi pyaar kiya tha, Thoda nahi beshumar kiya tha, Badal gayi jindagi tab, Jab usne kaha arey pagal...
5. Bahut der se barbad kiya Dil ki choton ne kabhi chain se rehne na diya, Jab chali sard hawa maine tujhe yaad kiya, Iska rona...
6. He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple,...
7. yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND… Sardar asman per dekh raha tha, usne Pathan se pucha: “yar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND? Pathan ne kaha: “pata...
8. sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam...
9. Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main… Usne kaha Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do...
10. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
11. Maine usse ek ishara kiya Maine usse ek ishara kiya Usne salaam likh ke bheja. Maine pucha tumhara naam kya hai? Usne chand likh ke...
12. Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay, Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay, Yeh dosti ka rishta aap...
13. Tune phir fridge me susu kar diya Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya. Mummy:...
14. Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha, Sawan ne bhi kisise pyar kiya tha, Usne use Baadal ka Naam diya tha, Rote the dono 1 dusre Ki...
15. pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya pyar bhi kiya aetbar bhi kiya iqrar bhi kiya magar na mila pyar na aetbar na izhar sirf mili haar...
16. Jab piyar kiya tu Darna kiya… Usne mujhe rat ko Qabrastan me akela chor dya faraz . Ye keh kar k jab Pyar kia to darna...
17. Maine puchha chand se Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta...
18. Maine tujhe dekha Maine tujhe dekha Dekhta raha, Dekhta hi gaya Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya...
19. Maine kaha dilruba Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne...
20. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
21. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
22. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
23. khabardar miss call sehat ke liye,,,,, Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch...
24. SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to...
25. Khuda se maine ek dua maangi Khuda se maine ek dua maangi, Dua main apni maut maangi, Phir khuda ne kaha maut to tujhe mein de...
26. Umeed ki thi maine khushiyan ki Umeed ki thi maine khushiyan ki Ab toh woh kashtiyan bhi doob chuki hai Har koi lagne laga hai paraya...
27. Maine Qurbani b karni hy…… ^^ ‘ ‘ (‘.’) \ ””’)~ _ _ _ !! !! Ye lo Bakra Eid tk isy khilana pilana roz...
28. maine dushman k hr ghoror ko tora hai Maine dushman k hr ghoror ko tora hy, Maine ranj-o-gham ki har zanjeer ko tora hy, Mili khushi hr bar...
29. Maine kaha qismat meri Ussne kaha kaun hai tu? Maine kaha hasrat teri.. Ussne kaha takta hai kya? Maine kaha surat teri.. Ussne kaha...
30. Maine usko bataya nahi Maine jo socha wo kabhi paya nahi, Chahakar bhi main usko bhul paya nahi, Chahata to tha main usko apnana,...