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1. Ghar wali ko bhi chod dunga Tere liye chand kya Sitaro ko bhi tod dunga Tu sadhi ke liye ha kaho Ghar walo ko kya Ghar...
2. Ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye Dilon se khelne ka hunar hume nahi aata, Issi liye ishq ki baazi hum haar gaye! Meri zindagi se shayad...
3. Suno mohabbat youn nahi hoti Suno Mohabbat Youn Nahi Hoti Kisi Ka Naam Lene Se, Kisi Ko Thaam Lenay Se Kisi K Pass Anay Se,...
4. Tu mila toh mili aisi jannat mujhe Tu mila toh mili aisi jannat mujhe ! Ab kisi aur jannat ki parwah nahi !! Mit gaye faasley kam...
5. Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi Tum se baat karna tab aadat thi, Nahi tha pata ki yeh chahat ban jayenga, Hajaaron rang hai zamane mein,...
6. Apne ghar phook ke dekhe hain ujale hamne Raste khud hi tabahi ke nikale hamne, Kar diya dil kissi patthar ke hawale hamne, Hamko malum hai kya shai...
7. Agar sath ho zindgi mein Mehek dosti ki kisi ishq se kam nahi hoti, Yeh duniya ishq pe khatam nahi hoti, Agar sath ho zindgi...
8. Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai Agar zindagi main kuch kar dikhana hai to kuch aisa karo ki jis shaher, jis gali, jis mod se guzro...
9. Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai… Mohabbat phir Mohabbat hai, Kabhi Dil se nahi jati, Hazaron rang hain isk, Ajab hi dhang hain is k, Kabhi...
10. Asman pe jakar ek ghar banaunga Tumse phele is duniya se main chala jaunga, Asman pe jakar ek ghar banaunga, Sitare aur chand tumari kahna manega,...
11. Tamatar khao Bhikari: Kuch khane ko do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao. Bhikari: Roti do baba! Santa: Tamatar khao! Bhikari: Chalo tamatar hi...
12. Bahut maar padi thi Basanti : Ek baat batani hai, par please muje marna nahi. Veeru: Bolo. Basanti: Main Pregnant hoon! Veeru: It’s a...
13. koi masly wali baat nhi hai… ...
14. Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya….. Hair transplant karne wali Compny ne add banaya….. Sheher se ayen ya Pind se…… Humen humdardi hy sirf apki Tind...
15. Ghar pe raha karo Santa: Qutub minar kaha hai? Pappu: Pata nahi. Santa: Kabhi ghar se nikla karo. Pappu: Shyam Lal kaun hai? Santa:...
16. Hum inke ghar to jaate Ladka Bola : Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki...
17. Aap ke ghar zaroor aayenge Aap ke ghar hum zaroor aayenge, Har pal aayenge, Har waqt aayenge, Din bhar aayenge, Aur – – – –...
18. Hat jao… maar dalun ga un sab ko .( ‘,’) ______ \...
19. Teer maar lo ge Jaldbazi mein shadi ker k saara jeevan bigar lo ge wah wah :…. Or soch samjh k kro ge tou...
20. 1 memon yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon 1 Memon: Yar main apna purse ghar bhol aya hon…Mujhay 1000 Rupees dai day…           Dost hi dost k kam...
21. 1 Missed call he maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
22. Mohbbat maar dalege Kisi ko mohbbat ki gehrai maar dalege, Kisi ko mohabbat ki sachai maar dalege, Joo bach gaya mohabbat say, Usko...
23. Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” Apne ghar ki ek ek cheez ginta hon main “FARAZ” . . . . . . . . . ....
24. Hamare ghar mein bhi mard rahate hain Chinti ko haati ne chheda. Chinti gussey mein hatini ke paas gai aur boli: Apney haati ko samjhao… warna Warna…...
25. abe ye to meri wali thi Shadi Me Dulhan Ko Ghungat Me Q Rakha Jata Hai Socho Socho Nai Pata Taki Kisi Ke Muh Se Ye...
26. Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
27. Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main kitne ghar lut gaye yaroo Ishq main 15, 20 ghar luit...
28. Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell… Raat 2 bajay Kisi ne Bajai ghar ki Bell, Wah Wah Raat 2 Bajay kisi ne Bajai Ghar ki Bell,...
29. dosti kro jazz wali se Dosti kro JAZZ wali se. Pyar kro TELENOR wali se. Date maro WARID wali se. Ankh larao ZONG wali se....
30. Goli maar doooo… Chahta hoo tujhe pyar du Dost par apni jindagi waar du Jab tera message nahi milta to Dil karta hai...