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1. Naya khamba lagaya hai Ek paltu kutta gate ke samne khada rehta hai. Samne se ek kutta jata hai, use ke bad aur 2-3...
2. Khud apni saanson ko rok paoge kaise Dur humse jaa paoge kaise, Humko bhool paoge kaise, Hum woh khushbu hai jo saanson mein utar jaye, Khud apni...
3. Dur humse jaa paoge kaise Dur humse jaa paoge kaise, Humko bhool paoge kaise. Hum who khushbu jo saason mein utar jaye, Khud apni saason...
4. Badtameeezz!! BadtaMEEZ….. Chaddar ki KAMEEZ, Lohe ka PAIJAMA, Bandar tera MAMA, Billi teri MAUSI, Kutte mera YAAR, Aam ka AACHAR… Miss...
5. Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge Gar jo dil ki suno toh haar jaoge, Hum jaisa pyaar phir kaha se paoge, Jaan dene ki baat toh...
6. Sapno se juda kar paoge Kitna bhi chaho, na bhol paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do...
7. Sachha pyaar kaha milta hai… Mujhse mat pooch ki kyun aankh jhuka li maine, Teri tasveer the jo tujhse chupa li maine, Jiss pe likha...
8. Naya detergent… Santa: Yaar maine naye detergent se apni shirt dhoyi aur woh chhoti ho gayi, ab kya karun? Banta: Usi detergent...
9. Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha Ye dil na jaane kya kar baitha. Mujhse puche bina hi faisla kar baitha. Iss zameen par toota sitara to...
10. Rutha ke hummse Rutha ke hummse khus, Tum bhi na rah paoge, Jaan to jaegi hamari, Saans tum bhi na le paoge....
11. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
12. Kutte ka cake Bolaa dukaan-daar, ke kya chahiye tumhain Jo bhi kaho ge meri dukaan per wo paoge maine kahaa ke kutte ke...
13. Kutton ke sardar ho gaye Unki gali ke chakkar katate katate Kutte bhi humare yaar ho gaye Vo toh hamare na ho sake Hum kutton...
14. Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge Zindagi ki rahon mein jab aage aage jaoge, Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge, Mudke dekhoge to tanhai hogi,...
15. Aaj dil puch baitha Aaj dil puch baitha, Apni hi tasveer se, Tune kya paya hai apni taqder se, Aapki tasveer dil ko dikhai,...
16. Mehsoos karoge to humko paoge Zindagi ki rahoon me jab aage aage jaoge, Peeche ek saya tum har dum paoge, Moodke dekhoge to tanhai hogi,...
17. Yaadein meri Kitna bhi chaho na bhool paoge Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik paoge Humein mita sakte ho to mita do...
18. Maine kaha dilruba Maine kaha dilruba, Usne kaha paise dikha, Maine kaha paise nahi, Usne kaha aise nahi, Maine kaha mehengai hai, Usne...
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20. sab log chand dhoond rahe hain… Yaar bara maza aa raha hai, Molana, Mufti sahiban or sab log chand dhoond rahe hain . . . ....
21. Talaq kyun di? Santa: Yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyun di? Banta : Yaar wo badi character less thi, shaadi muj...
22. Tujhe kya gurur hai Zamaane mein jo khoobsurati ka taj liye baitha hai, Woh chand bhi apne aanchal mein daag liye baitha hai, Tujhe...
23. Dard ka geet pyaar mein gunguna liya maine Apne man ko mana liya maine, Zindagi se nibha liya maine ! Ek khusboo si teri yaad aaye, Ek pal...
24. Peeta hu to uski tasveer chali jati hai Glass mein sarab, sarab me uski tasveer najar aati hai. Nahi peeta to nasha chala jata hai, peeta hu to...
25. Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo yaakeen na aaye to Aazma kar dekh lo….!! har jagah mehsoos hogi meri...
26. Bhula kar dekh lo Reh na paoge bhula kar dekh lo, Yakin na aaye toh aajma kar dekh lo, Har jagah mehsus hogi meri...
27. Yaad karne ke liye Yaad karne ke liye koi cheez chahiye, aap nahi to aap ki tasveer chahiye par aap ki tasveer hamara dil...
28. Why don’t dogs marry? Why don’t dogs marry? – – – – – Bcoz…Woh to pehle hi kutte ki zindagi jee rahe hote hain...
29. Dil se apne bhulaoge kaise Dil se apne bhulaoge kaise, Yaado se apne mitaoge kaise, Hum to aapki saanso mai baste hai, Apni saanso ko...
30. Maine puchha chand se Maine puchha chand se “dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin” Chand ne kaha “saale itni uppar se kuch dikhta...