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1. Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Memon: Yeh kaila(banana) kaisay diya? Shopkeeper: 1Rs. Memon: 60 Paisa ka deta hai? S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chilka...
2. par janta hoon main bhi wo bewafa nahi hai Gila Nahi Is Baat Ka Bas Itna Malal Hai, Use Koi Fikr Nahi Meri Mujhe Aaj Bhi Uska Khayal Hai,...
3. yaadon ko bhualne main kuch dair to lagti hai ”YAADON” ko bhulane main kuch dair to lagti hai, ”ANKHON” ko sulany main kuch dair to lagti hai, Kisi ”SHAKHS”...
4. Ghar mein kon kon hai? ‘Boy: mujh say shadi karo ge??? Girl: NO… Boy: But why??? Girl: Ghar walay nae maanay gay.. Boy: ghar mein...
5. andhere main saya sath chor daita hay agar andhere main saya sath chor daita hay to ziada roshni main bhi sath nahi rehta.. faraq thora sa hay...
6. is dil main tum ghar kar gaye hoo is Dil Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye Hoo, Is Ghar Kaa Kya Kare Abb, Neendoo Main Tum Ghar Kar Gaye...
7. Lets play ludo Boy and girl both are playing ludo!! Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you....
8. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir...
9. Allah k nam par kuch de do? Fakeer: Allah k nam par kuch de do? MEmOn:100 rupey dikhate hoe bola 50 rupey hen tumare pas? Fakeer khush...
10. Ibn-e-Adam sambhal ja… Roz-e-Hashar MAIN Be-Khof Ghuss Jaon Ga JANNAT Mein, Wahin Sy Aaey Thy “AADAM”, Wo Mery Baap Ka Ghar Hy… In...
11. Dekha nahi tanhai main tumne kabhi usko… Dekha nahi tanhai main tumne kabhi usko bichray huay logon ko woh roya bhi buhat hai kuch tujhko mohabbat pe...
12. Cream ke Add main face dikhaya… Cream ke Add main face dikhaya. Soap ke Add main Hath Dikhaya. Shampoo K Add main Baal Dikhaye. Per Always...
13. Haq ke saath kahoon tumhe main apna Iss baar kuch aisa mein chahta hoon Tum ko apna banaana chahta hoon Bhula kar apne sab gham Tumhe dilse...
14. Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Memon to Taxi Driver: Abdullah Shah Ghazi k mazaar jao gay? Taxi Driver: Han jaon ga. Memon ne jaib se...
15. wo sunta to main kehta Wo sunta to main kehta,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha, wo pal bhar ko jo ruk jata,mujhe kuch aur kehna tha....
16. Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya Admi ki car k sath popat takra k behosh ho gaya. Admi popat ko ghar le gaya pinjre me rakha...
17. Ramzan k Maheeny main humen apni duaon main yaad rakhna. Zikar se dil ko aabad karna. . Gunahon se khud ko paak karna. . Hamari bas itni si guzarish hai...
18. Har jannat tumhe mil jaaye Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye, Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi, Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge, Usse pehle...
19. Jannat tumhe mil jaaye Zamane ki har jannat tumhe mil jaaye, Ye aasma ye zamin tumhari hogi, Mujhse keh bhi na paaoge usse pehle,...
20. Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey… Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck...
21. Tujhe jannat mein rakh lun Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, Ek suroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga, Pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat...
22. Tu mila toh mili aisi jannat mujhe Tu mila toh mili aisi jannat mujhe ! Ab kisi aur jannat ki parwah nahi !! Mit gaye faasley kam...
23. ek bewfa ko main ney is dil main jaga de thi Ek Bewafa Ko Main Ney Is Dil Main Jaga De Thi Khawabon Ki Dunya Apni Us Sey Hi Saja Di...
24. Drive main karungi Wife: Chalo na car me kahin ghumne chalte hai, aur car me drive karungi. Huband: Agar tum car drive karogi...
25. Main padhta nahi Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi, Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi, Jee chahta hai...
26. Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main… Usne kaha Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do...
27. Main bhagwan hoon Narad muni dharti par madira peene aaye, 12 Botal pilane k baad theke wala: Apko chadhti kyun nahi ? Narad:...
28. Agar main apko sms bhejon … Agar main apko sms bhejon … to iska matlab yeh nahi k ap bhi mujhay sms bhejain…. Ap mujhay, Pepsi...
29. Main sadhu kyun banta? Ek admi sadhu se bola, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to...
30. Main kaisi lag rahi hoon Ek aadmi ki wife ka rang kaala thha, ek din vo peeli saree pehenke apne pathi se puchi, main kaisi...