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Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main
Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do
Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do
Lipat jao mujhse mujhe besharam kar do
Mene kaha Aajo meri jan aur light band kar do
Phir usne kaha ruko meri Jaan
Pehle ye batao
Kisne kaha tha k PEPSI pe 5 rupay kam kar do .?.?.
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