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1. Different of smile Smile 2 old people means “RESPECT” Smile 2 children means “KIND” Smile 2 girls means “LOVE” Smiling in front of...
2. Valentine Gift for girlfriend Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day? Boy: Please tell me what do you...
3. New punishment for mobile owners New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer...
4. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
5. Humko bhi samil kijiyega Deepawali ke ish subh absar per Meri subhkamnaye kabool kijiyega, Khusi ke ish mahool mein Humko bhi samil kijiyega....
6. Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring, happy bells, across the snow The year is going, let him...
7. Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring, happy bells, across the snow The year is going, let him...
8. Smile to old means respect, Smile to old means respect, Smile to a child means innocence…. Smiling infront of mobile means mental…, Still smiling!!!Confirmed…...
9. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
10. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
11. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car… 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while...
12. I dont know full… Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that...
13. 1 Missed call he maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
14. Without your call Sleepless nights Peaceless mind Tear full eyes Without UR call Charmless face Pleasureless thoughts Aimless life Without UR call...
15. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means – I’m missing u, 2 ring means – I like u, 3 ring...
16. Call me yours Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me...
17. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
18. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
19. YOU call it Taqdeer When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer When you...
20. Unknown call.. Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait...
21. A Clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
22. What do you call a wife who is sexy… What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER...
23. Love is like missed call Love is like missed call. It stop when u try 2 catch. But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes...
24. Please don’t call me on my mobile Please don’t call me on my mobile, Call me in my heart, I open direct line 4 U in my...
25. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
26. A clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
27. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
28. Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
29. He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple,...
30. khabardar miss call sehat ke liye,,,,, Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch...