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1. Don’t get angry Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like u should b kept in da zoo!! Don’t get angry , U’ll...
2. Roses are red and violets are blue If roses were black and violets were brown, My love for you would never be found But roses r red...
3. Your head is empty My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell” Roses are red, violets are blue,...
4. Roses are red Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets...
5. Don’t be sad don’t be blue Don’t be sad don’t be blue Roses r red violets r blue some1 like u belongs 2 the ZOO!!!...
6. What the hell happened to you? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born smart and handsome, But what the hell happened to you?...
7. Roses are red, violets are blue Roses are red, violets are blue My heart is pure and so is my love for you too Love so...
8. Roses are red Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I...
9. Oops which one to follow! Laziness is the worst enemy of humans….. – Jawaharlal Nehru. – – – – – – – – – –...
10. everytime you hurt me Everytime You Hurt Me, But, I Dont Get Angry With You. Everytime It Pains, But, I Dont Say A Word...
11. U are the beautiful rose Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror, U will see 11 roses n 1 of...
12. Press down if u miss me Press down if u miss me… – – – – – So u miss me? U r so sweet. –...
13. Lifez not a garland of roses and lillies Lifez not a garland of roses and lillies, But itz a mixture of jams and chillies; Chillies stand for the...
14. Two cops in a car patrol Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ? A: In case the siren won’t work, one of...
15. Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo Roses r red, Violets r blue, Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don’t get angry u’ll find me...
16. Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahi sir. Angry boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho,...
17. Monkeys pressing mobile keypads Humans fall in love that’s true Cows eat grass that’s Ok But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads That’s incredible – –...
18. When you are down to nothing, When you are down to nothing, Allah is up to something. the faithful see the invisible, Believe the incredible and...
19. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. In me se koi 1 colour select karen.. Blue Red White Pink Black Sea green Sky blue Aur mere liye...
20. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
21. Night has ended for another day Night has ended for another day, Morning has come in a special way, May you smile like the sunny rays,...
22. MMS Day Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part.....
23. Celebrate the spirit of Lord Rama Before the final battle with Ravana, Lord Rama sought the blessings of Goddess Durga. Lord Rama was told, that he...
24. Let me offer my respectful obeisances to the Lord… “Let me offer my respectful obeisances to the Lord, who has become the son of Vasudeva, the pleasure of Devaki,...
25. Positive-thinking poem: Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just...
26. Friend like you Every garden must have a rose, Every sweet face must have a smile, Every grass must have a dew, Every...
27. Love only says ‘love dont ask!! “Who are you!!” Love only says!! “You are mine!!” Love dont ask!! “Where are you from!!” Love...
28. My friendship will never die Flowers need sunshine, Violets need dew, All angels in heaven know I need u. Years may fly, tears may dry,...
29. I suggested Ur name Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people… I suggested Ur name. They...
30. The fone bill was unexpectdly high… Man called family meeting one saturday to discuss. Dad said-this is unacceptable i dont use this fone, i only use...