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1. Agar aap itne cute na hote Khamosh raat ke pehlu mein sitare nahi hote, In ruki aankho mein rangeen nazare nahi hote, Hum bhi na karte...
2. Agar aap itne pyare na hote Khamosh raat ke pehlu me sitare nahi hote, In rukhi aankho me rangin nazare na hote. Hum bhi na karte...
3. To aap apne hosh kho diye hote Agar humne aapko apne gum de diye hote, To aap apne hosh kho diye hote, Hum to phir bhi muskura...
4. Agar hum ek aansu hote Agar hum ek aansu hote, Toh aapki ankho se hokar apke honthon pe marna pasand karte, Aur agar aap meri...
5. Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to Agar GANDHIJI DON hote to kehte, ” Mera intzaar to 11 mulko ke HAJAM kar rahe hai. Lekin 1 baat...
6. Gehrai se dil me samaye na hote Kaash woh nagme hame sunaye na hote, Aaj unko sun kar aansu aaye na hote. Agar isi tarah bhool hi...
7. Jo rahete hai dil me wo juda nahi hote Jo rahete hai dil me wo juda nahi hote, Kuch ehesaas lafzo se bayaan nahi hote, Ek hasrat hai ke...
8. Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote.. Dil se dil kabhi juda nahi hote, Yuhi kisi par bhi fida nahi hote, Dosti se bada to pyaar ka...
9. Agar aap andhe nahi hote Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya. Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye...
10. Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai Har sagar ke do kinare hote hai, Kuch log jaan se bhi pyare hote hai, Ye zaruri nahi ke har...
11. Dil ke kareeb saare nahi hote Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote, Yu chand ke pehlu me sitare na hote, Hum iss liye karte hai parwah...
12. Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote Mehfil na hoti nazaare na hote, Yu chand ke pehlu mein sitare na hote, Hum is liye karte hai perwah...
13. Deep jalte jagmagate rahe Deep jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko aap hame yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, Dua hai hamari, Aap chand...
14. Deep jalte jagmagate rahe Deep jalte jagmagate rahe, Aap humko hum aapko yaad aate rahe, Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai Aap chand ki...
15. itna kyun yaad aa rahe ho ‘Itna kyun yaad aa rahe ho diye ki tarah jala rahe ho dil kahen behalta nei sambhalun kaise sambhalta nei...
16. Sare AASHIQ Sharabi NaHI HOTE.KUCH BHUKE BHI HOTE HAI. Ek Bewafa Ki Yad Me Humne Hathon Me JAM Utha Liya . . Phir Lagaya Bread Pe Aur fatafat Kha...
17. Tu jahan bhi rahe kush rahe Tu jahan bhi rahe kush rahe, Teri zindagi ke lamhe mein har pal nikhar aaye, Gulshan bhi ho paresha iss...
18. Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote Hum na hote to aap kho gaye hote, Apni zindgi se ruswa ho gaye hote! Yeh to aapko GOOD NIGHT...
19. The bend in the road.. The bend in the road is not the end of the road Unless u refuse to take the turn…...
20. Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha Ek Sardar road se gujar raha tha achank usne jhuk kar road se kuchh uthaya aur achank chillaya… Kamine log...
21. 4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s.. 4 road signs which stands in front of a woman’s vagina…. 1.Caution-dark tunnel 2.Drive carefully-road wet n slippery. 3.Go slow....
22. MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD… MURGI USKE TEEN BACHCHO KE SAATH ROAD CROSS KAR RAHI THI … ROAD CROSS KARNE KE BAAD BACHCHE NE BOLA...
23. Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey… Sardar g road cross krty huwy truck sy takra gaey.. Jb hosh aya to logon ny pucha Sardar g truck...
24. Wahi dil ke kareeb hote hai Ye dosti ke risthe bhi ajeeb hote hai Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai Rehte hai jo nighao se dur...
25. Agar andhere door hote Chirago se agar andhere door hote, To chandni ki chaahat kyun hoti, Kat sakti agar ye jindgi akele, To dost...
26. Motiyon jaise bikhar gaye hote Zamane se kab k guzar gaye hotay, Jeene se pehle hi mar gaye hotay, Bandhe na hotay agar aapki dosti...
27. Sabhi MENDAK khush hi hote hai Aaj toh bahut khush hoge tum… – – – – – Kyunki, barish jo ho rai hai – – –...
28. Kya kar rahe ho Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira: Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho? Santa: Ji...
29. Kya kar rahe ho? Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male...
30. Chudel keh rahe ho? Wife: Jab tum lassi pite ho, to mujhe Paro kehte ho. Jab whiskey peete ho to mujhe Darling kehte ho....