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1. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
2. ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main Ek darya k kinare 2 sardar chamchay se darya main dahi dal rahay thay… Pathan ne dekha to pocha: Khoocha...
3. Ek sardar exam dene gaya to … Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.   Guess karo kyun le kar...
4. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
5. ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Baap: Tum ne apni ammi se unchi awaz mein bat ki? Beta: Mujhe pata hai k apko jalan ho rahi...
6. Main churail hoon A sardar passing through a jungle. A churail stops him & says: Hoo hoo ha ha,main churail hoon. Sardar: Janta...
7. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
8. aaj dareechay main woh aana bhol gaya Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi...
9. Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain….. MAA Maa kya hai? Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai ya Maa...
10. Tum ko ek talkh haqiqat bhi bata dete hain ‘Tumko ek Talkh Haqiqat bhi bata dete hain Jisko aksr ye Log chupa dete hain Tumne girte huey patton ko...
11. Hum apki yaad main udas hain, Hum apki yaad main udas hain, Bas ap se milnay ki aas hay, Chahe dost kitnay hi kiyun na hoon,...
12. Woh likhte hain humara naam mitti main… Woh likhte hain humara naam mitti main aur mita daite hain,   Unke liye ye khel hoga magar humain to...
13. Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti hain Phir bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai Wo dosti hi kiya jo...
14. main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatin karte hain Main aur meri tanhai aksar yeh baatein karte hain Tum hotin to kaisa hota Tum yeh kehtin, tum woh kehtin...
15. Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa...
16. bohat naz hay tujhy……. bohat naz hay tujhy bhi apni nigahy ulfat par Faraz Magar ham wo nhi piyary jo nigahain char karty hain...
17. “Måàààå” Tujhy $ÅLÅAM >< "Maa" ka anchal, Dhoop me badal, // Maa ki bahein, Neend ki rahein, // Maa ka daman, Hansta sawan,...
18. Woh toh baap ko le aayi Ram ne dhanush toda toh Sita daudi chali aayi, Krishna ne Bansuri bajai to Radha bhag ke aayi, Aur humne...
19. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
20. Saali baap ko le aayi Ram ne dhanush toda, sita chali aayi. Krishna ne bansi bajayi, radha bhag ke aayi. aur humne sirf seeti bajayi,...
21. Mere baap to bahut hai par… Sardar gifted a card 2 his dad On his birthday with a sher “Phool bahut hai par gulab jaisa koi...
22. beta ye kaisi mchis lay…. SARDAR:: Beta ye kaisi machis lay kar aaye ho ek bhi nahi jal rahi SON :: kya baat kartay ho...
23. Exam at the door Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – –...
24. In the exam hall Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in...
25. 3 sardar after exam 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Maine bhi!!! 3rd:Shit...
26. Ramzan k Maheeny main humen apni duaon main yaad rakhna. Zikar se dil ko aabad karna. . Gunahon se khud ko paak karna. . Hamari bas itni si guzarish hai...
27. Exam ke saath cheat hai Padai ke saath refreshment hai Exam ke saath cheat hai Aur har acchi ladki ke saath Yah to Uska bhai...
28. Exam ke le-e kuch sabh Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath...
29. Girls and boys in Exam 7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge...
30. Exam ki sari tayyari hogai… Yahoooooooooo……!     Exam ki sari tayyari hogai .. .. Pen .. .. Pencil .. .. Scale .. .. Eraser...