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1. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife… Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne...
2. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
3. Cricket match, Wife and husband Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN...
4. Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle...
5. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
6. What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Amitabh bachan in KBC Question for 10 lac to Sardar jee What is the colour of your wife’s underwear? Option...
7. meray aangan me kabhi Meray aangan me kabhi phool khila kartay thay meri ankhon me bhi khwab basa kartay thay Mujhko halat ki aandhi...
8. Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey… Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband:...
9. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
10. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
11. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
12. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
13. Hum bhi hain ujray huay shehar ki misal Hum bhi hain ujray huay shehar ki misal Ankhain bata rahi hain k veran tum bhi ho...
14. Wo qareeb aa k boli… Hum tu usko impress karne k liye Gunguna rahe thay “Faraz” Wo Qareeb aa k boli, “Teri awaz achi hai...
15. A good friend is like a computer A good friend is like a computer, Enter ”ur life” Save you in my heart; Format ur problems ”Shift” u...
16. Teacher asks a Computer Student Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein...
17. Computer kabhi hang nahi hoga Zindigi ka Dukh ‘Delete’ karo Dushmano ko ‘Backspace’ do or Dosti ‘Enter’ karo Dekhna zindagi ka computer Kabhi hang nahi...
18. Khake paan Paro boli… Bihar ki gali main paan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi paro ki muskan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko paan, Khake...
19. Har khusi aap ki baat kartay hai Har khushi mai aap ki baat kartay hai Ap salamat rehe ye faryad kartay hai Ab ek sms mai kaise...
20. Subha ki kiran boli: Utho dekho kya nazara hai Subha ki kiran boli: Utho dekho kya nazara hai Maine kaha: Ruko, pehle sms to kar lon us dost ko...
21. Ajnabi galiyun se hum guzra nahi kartay. Ajnabi galiyun se hum guzra nahi kartay. Dard-e-dil liya aur diya nahi kartay. Dosti ka rishta sirf tum se hai....
22. Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay Yun to hum pecha kisi ka kiya nahi kartay, Dard-e-dil diya aur liya nahi kartay, Yeh dosti ka rishta aap...
23. nain wohi hoon jisay tum dost kaha kartay thay Main wohi hoon jisay tum dost kaha kartay thay ZAKHMI Din mein so baar mera naam liya kartay thay, Aaj...
24. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
25. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...
26. You were right, your wife is better… 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better”...
27. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
28. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
29. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
30. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...