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1. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
2. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
3. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
4. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
5. raat ki tanhai mein akele the hum Raat Ki Tanhai Mein Akele The Hum, Dard Ki Mehfilo Mein Ro Rahe The Hum, Aap Hamare Bhale Hi Kuch...
6. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
7. Sardar in a garment shop A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop. A customer girl asked: Underwear dikhana plz. Sardar thora sharmakar:...
8. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
9. Grammar teacher to Sardar… Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . ....
10. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
11. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
12. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
13. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
14. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
15. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
16. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car… 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while...
17. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
18. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
19. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
20. Sardar and servant Sardar told his servant : Go and water the plants. Servant : It’s already raining. Sardar: So what? Take an...
21. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...
22. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
23. kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape… Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole...
24. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
25. EiD KI Raat AUR DIN Mubarak!!!!!! WO BOTI KA MAZA, WO KALEJI KI BHOOK, WO PAAYE KA SHORBA, WO SIRI KA SOUP, WO QURBAANI KA NOOR,...
26. Andheri raat thi Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon...
27. Raat ka hai nasha Yaad karke humein bhula dena Beetay jazbon ko phir hawa dena Naa cher dhun koi purani ab Hai tera kaam...
28. Is Raat ki tanhai se Is raat ki tanhai se, Is dard ki gehrai se, Ye dil kuch baat ker raha hai, Samjho in lafzon...
29. Jab raat aati hai Mujhe sulane ke khatir jab raat aati hai, Mein so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai, Puchne per dil...
30. Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat Namazon ka rakhye ga sath Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat Duao mai rakhiya...