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1. Sardar and Friend Sardar : Raat mujhe ek aadmi ne chaku dikhakar loot liya. Friend : Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti...
2. Sardar watching star TV Sardar watching star tv, bichme advertise aaya, “aap dekh rahe hai star tv” Sardar bola, in tv walo ko kaise...
3. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
4. Chandani raat mein sone se pahele Chandani raat mein sone se pahele, Khawaboo ki dunya mein khone se pahle, Mai ne socha tumhe yaad dila dun,...
5. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
6. Sardar jee pareshan Sardar watching star tv bech mein advertise aaya,”aap dekh rahe hein star tv”. Sardar jee bole,”oye! in ko kese paat...
7. Grammar teacher to Sardar… Grammar teacher to Sardar “jamila rozana larkon se milti hai” Batao is jumley mein jamila kya hai? . . ....
8. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
9. Lawyer to Sardar Lawyer to Sardar : Gita pe haath rakhkar kaho ke… Sardar : Yeh kya, sita pe haath lagaya to court...
10. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
11. Tujhe kaise bhula doon Lahoo se dil pe jo kheencha tha naqsh kaise mita doon, Tu hi bata main tujhe apne dil se kaise...
12. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
13. raat ki tanhai mein akele the hum Raat Ki Tanhai Mein Akele The Hum, Dard Ki Mehfilo Mein Ro Rahe The Hum, Aap Hamare Bhale Hi Kuch...
14. Tujhko apna bana liya maine Dil ki tadap ko kaise lafjo mein bayan karoon, Teri yaad ko kaise apne dil se juda karoon, Dil hi...
15. Sardar on an interview A sardar on an interview for the post of detective was asked a question: Interviewer : Who Killed Gandhi Gee?...
16. Sardar was helping his son… Sardar was helping his son in filling admission form SON Papa ye “mother tongue” waly box me kia likhna hy?...
17. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
18. Sardar khaana kha raha tha… one day ek sardar khaana kha raha tha… – – – – – – – – – – – –...
19. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car… 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while...
20. kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape… Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole...
21. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
22. Raat ka hai nasha Yaad karke humein bhula dena Beetay jazbon ko phir hawa dena Naa cher dhun koi purani ab Hai tera kaam...
23. Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat Rahmaton ki hai yeh raat Namazon ka rakhye ga sath Manwa li jia Rab sa har bat Duao mai rakhiya...
24. Andheri raat thi Andheri raat thi Wo meray saath thi Mai uss kai upper tha Wo mere neechay thi Tauba tuaba…… Aray logon...
25. EiD KI Raat AUR DIN Mubarak!!!!!! WO BOTI KA MAZA, WO KALEJI KI BHOOK, WO PAAYE KA SHORBA, WO SIRI KA SOUP, WO QURBAANI KA NOOR,...
26. Is Raat ki tanhai se Is raat ki tanhai se, Is dard ki gehrai se, Ye dil kuch baat ker raha hai, Samjho in lafzon...
27. Jab raat aati hai Mujhe sulane ke khatir jab raat aati hai, Mein so nahi pata raat khud so jati hai, Puchne per dil...
28. Guzarish hy k raat mein Meri ap sab se guzarish hy k RAAT mein Good Night k msgs bhejne k bajaye . . . ....
29. Raat choti lagti hy ‘”GREAT SAYS” Jinhe khwab dekhna acha lagta hy, Unhe RAAT chOti lagti hy. Or jinhe khwab pOre krna acha lagta...
30. Is Msg Ko 16 Nov Raat 12 baje kholna….. Is Msg Ko 16 Nov, Raat 12 Baje Kholna… . . . . . Muje pta tha ap se sabar...