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1. Papa hi utarte hain Teacher To Child Tumhare Ghar Me Sab Se Chhota Kon Hai.? Student; Hamari Nokrani.! Teacher; Woh Kyun.? Student: Unki Shalwar...
2. Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye Teacher : Hame in machron ko paida hone se rokna chahiye. Student : Wo to ho hi nahin sakta. Teacher...
3. Apne dil ki raaz jaan jaaiye Pahle toh apne dil ki raaz jaan jaaiye, Phir jo nigaah-e-yaar kahe maan jaaiye. Kuch keh rahi hain aap ke...
4. Bakwaas Status !!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!.. Teacher : Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7...
5. Correct the sentence Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field” Student : A cow and...
6. Mazaaak kyon kartey ho? Teacher: U have 2 score 90 % marks Student: I will score 100 % marks Teacher: Mazaaak kyon kartey ho?...
7. The people of Germany Teacher : What are the people of Turkey called? Student : I don’t know. Teacher : They are called Turks,...
8. Who is lecturer Teacher to student: Can you define who is lecturer? Student : A lecturer is a person who has a very...
9. Sunder lal chadda… Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father...
10. KhizaN ke rang mein bhi bahaar abhi baqi hai KhizaN ke rang mein bhi bahaar abhi baqi hai Chirag-e-sahar hai par intazar abhi baqi hai HameiN salam karo aye...
11. Jindgai khubsurat hai Jindgai khubsurat hai sabhi ke liye ho ye jaroori toh nahi, Ek ke dil mein pyaar, aur doosre ke dil...
12. Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar.. Woh to aaj bhi hamein dekh kar muskurate hain Par unke bachche bade kameene hain Jo hamein mama, mama kah...
13. Impact of Movies Teacher :- Who is Mahatma Gandhi? Student:- He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!...
14. Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina Dil nahi lagta aap ko dekhe bina, Dil nahi lagta aap ke bare mein soche bina, Aakhen bhar aati hain...
15. What virtue would it be? Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be...
16. Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein Wo likhte hain hamara naam mitti mein, Aur mita dete hain, Unke liye to ye khel hoga magar, Hamein to...
17. Commerce ka student Din mein chain nahi, Raat ko neend nahi, Ji na lage kahi. Khuda, kya yehi pyaar hai? Khuda bole: Nahi...
18. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
19. Life of a college student Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend...
20. Teacher asks a Computer Student Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? Kid answers: MarJava, MitJava, LutJava ishq mein...
21. New Age Student… Tution Sir: Abey Gadhe Home Work Kyon nahi karta tu? New Age Student: Tameez se baat kar Saale! Customer se...
22. Pehchan kaun?  ;****; o( @..@ )o   “(—)” Pehchan kaun? Bandar bhi nahi, Monkey bhi nahi, Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai re. ...
23. Ek alag si pehchan Ek alag si pehchan bana ne ki aadat hai hamein, Zakham jitna gehra utna muskurane ki aadat hai hamein, Sab...
24. question by a student!! Question by a student !! If a single teacher can’t teach us all the subjects, Then… How could you expect...
25. Student’s problem Samunder bhar syllabus hain, Nadi bhar padh pate hain, Balti bhar yaad reheta hain, Mug bhar likh pate hain, Chullu...
26. Usay pehchan nahi paate Jivan mein harpal aise nahi aate, sab log hamein dil se nahi chahte, aisa ek hi hota hai lekin kambakht...
27. Teacher to Student… Teacher:Bacho Past Present or Future Tense ki koi misal dain. Jaisay k mai khubsurat thi,Khubsurat hon or Khubsurat rahon gi...
28. A Student Service Msg… Tamam Students ko mukhlisana mashwara diya jata hai k wo apne Results aane se pehle . . . Ghar ki...
29. A MBA Student to a Sweeper…. A MBA Student to a Sweeper:”Mere paas degree hai,knowledge hai,4 logo main izzat hai…teray paas kya hai?”….       Sweeper proudly:”Mery...
30. Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. Best 3 Comedy Lines In Student Life.. 1)Please don’t Disturb I Want to Study! 2)No Class,Den Lets Go 2 Library!...