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1. Daru is like wife What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru...
2. Live for me Live for life Live for today Live for tomorrow Live for future Live for ur dreams Live for ur family...
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5. Confidence and overconfidence There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your...
6. Reach your goal before goal kicks u Reach your goal before goal kicks U. Kill your stress before stress kills U. Help every1 before some1 kicks U....
7. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
8. Sab se mashoor cheez Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija...
9. CLICK CLICK means C= Cant live with out you L= Love you so much I= I miss u so much C=...
10. Apple=vitamins Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension =...
11. i want you Kiss On The Forehead ->”Forever you Will Be Mine” Kiss On The Ear ->”I’m romantic” Kiss On The Cheek ->”We’re...
12. Character Watch your feelings They become your thoughts Watch your thoughts They become your words Watch your words They become your...
13. I live for u Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u luv...
14. Good for health GIRLFRIEND is like “PANIPURI” always tasty, LOVER is like PIZZA hot n spicy, WIFE is like VARAN BHAAT no other...
15. It’s hard enough when the one you love… It’s hard enough when the one you love doesn’t love you back, but it is even harder to watch him...
16. Life of a college student Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend...
17. smile it makes a world of…. Smile – It makes a world of difference . Dance – Who knows when you won’t be able to ....
18. Never ask for a kiss Never ask 4 a kiss, just take it. Never give a hug, ask 4 it. Never ask do u luv...
19. Change dialy Beauty is not how you look, It is not how handsome u r, It is not ur figure too… Beauty...
20. Difference Difference: It’s funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED. It’s like asking someone, if suicide is better or being...
21. Whats Worse…. Whats worse than findind A worm in your APPLE? . . . . . . . . . . ....
22. Difference between Mother & Wife? – What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the...
23. A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is...
24. Whats the Coolest Thing; Whats the Coolest Thing; About an Examination Hall?? . . . … … … ? . . . Its The...
25. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
26. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
27. Difference between horror and beauty… A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck...
28. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
29. Difference between stress, tension and panic What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,...
30. What is the difference b/w wife & saali??? What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension,...