Preeto : There’s trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor.
Banta : Water in the carburetor? That’s ridiculous.
Preeto : I tell you the car has water in the carburetor.
Banta : You don’t even know what a carburetor is. I’ll check it out. Where’s the car?
Preeto : In the pool.
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