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9. Sunder lal chadda… Techer: What is your father name in english? Student: Beautiful red underwear Teacher: R u joking? Student say: My father...
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13. What virtue would it be? Teacher : Now children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be...
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20. English translation Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market....
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23. Behind every successful man… Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting...
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27. A math teacher and a student A maths teacher said to his student” If u don’t get good marks, then i’ll first differentiate you and then...
28. Math may not be able to Math may not be able to Add Love or Minus Hate But at least it can gives a great hope...
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