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1. I’m very kanjoos Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I...
2. Advantages of a housewife Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No...
3. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
4. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
5. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
6. Good morning kehne ke liye Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki...
7. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny...
8. With money you can buy… With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy sex, but not love. With...
9. You r selected Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d...
10. Kitne aadami thay Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…...
11. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...
12. Set up a darkroom – Did you hear about the Sardar who asked his friends to give him all of their burnt out light...
13. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
14. Donkey accident Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for...
15. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
16. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
17. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
18. Kya baat karte ho papa Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
19. Vitamns for grandson Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin...
20. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
21. Sardar chicken A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken and waiter comes with the order. Sardar: Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:...
22. Only small babies A tourist from United States comes to visit India and he see a sardar. He asked a question to sardar:...
23. Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
24. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
25. uski batein bar bar yad karke roye uski Batein Bar Bar Yad Karke Roye Uski Batein Bar Bar Yad Karke Roye, Uske Liye Rab Se Fariyad Karke...
26. Sardar’s english language A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party: Hi! I am sardar, this is my sardarni, he is...
27. He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple,...
28. HONEYMOON “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez...
29. kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape… Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole...
30. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...