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1. I’m very kanjoos Pandit 1: I’m very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money. Pandit 2: You r nothing I...
2. Advantages of a housewife Advantages of a House Wife: 1. No charges on washing, pressing of clothes, polishing of shoes per week 2. No...
3. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
4. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
5. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
6. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
7. Sardar and an auto driver When sardar was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror. Sardar shouted, “You are trying to...
8. Good morning kehne ke liye Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki...
9. Mein bht kanjus hun… Sardar:Mein bht kanjus hun,akela HoneyMoon pe gya or aadhy paisy bchaye 2ra Sardar:Ye to kuch nhi,mene to biwi ko apny...
10. You r selected Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d...
11. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...
12. Kitne aadami thay Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…...
13. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...
14. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
15. Sardar and Beta Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
16. With money you can buy… With money you can buy a clock, but not time. With money you can buy sex, but not love. With...
17. Donkey accident Accident took place. Crowd gathered. Sardar reporter couldnt get in. Clever Santa Singh cried Mera bapu. Crowd made way for...
18. when i am sick Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS: “Me sick, no work” Boss SMS back: “When I am sick I kiss my...
19. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
20. Cricket match, Wife and husband Cricket match, Wife and husband Wife TV par match dekh rahi thi, husband smart banke aya or bolay, “DARLING MAIN...
21. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
22. Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Interviewer: Tell me the opposite of good?? Sardar : Bad Interviewer: Come Sardar : GO Interviewer: Ugly Sardar : Pichlli...
23. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
24. Kya baat karte ho papa Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf…kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nahin jalti. Beta : Kya baat...
25. Mein usko surprise dun ga…. Nurse: sardar ji app papa ban gay! Sardar ji: ohh really……Acha meri wife ko nahin batana Mein usko surprise dun...
26. Vitamns for grandson Beppo singh needs vitamins for grandson. Beppo Singh: I’d like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir which one, vitamin...
27. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
28. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
29. Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
30. HONEYMOON “HONEYMOON” H-hawas mita do O-or chuso N-nanga karke E-ek hi jhatke mein Y-yeh gaya M-mar dala O-or dalo O-or tez...