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1. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya? Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya. Guess karo kyun le kar gaya?...
2. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
3. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
4. I paid Rs.1000 Sardar: What is my exam number…??? Teacher: Its 438625. Sardar: I paid Rs.1000 for exam, please give me a fancy...
5. Kuch ho gaya hai Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke...
6. Is mein aur colour dikhao 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess...
7. Most Brilliant Sardar… The most brilliant sardar in Exam : Problem : Prove that LHS = RHS (2x + 9y) = 10x/3y Sardar...
8. Cholestrol free A Sardar enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil? Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai...
9. Kitne aadami thay Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…...
10. Paise Urrane ki Adat hai… Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna...
11. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
12. Yeh student ki pehchan ha Yeh student ki pehchan hai Haath mein cigratte mu mein pan hai Mashoor yeh shaitan hai Yeh student ki pehchan...
13. Meri biwi aur meri premika Two Sardars were walking together… Pehla : Oye marr gaye. Meri biwi aur meri premika ek saath aa rahi hain.....
14. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
15. A cow was kept for viva. A cow was kept for viva. School student: Its a cow. College student: Perhaps this is a cow. University Student:...
16. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
17. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
18. Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
19. Exam hall In the exam hall. Examiner : why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my master told...
20. Exam at the door Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? – – – – – – – – – –...
21. In the exam hall Examiner : Why you wrote the formula in your hand. Student : Because my teacher told, “Formulas must be in...
22. If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me If in Exam U Have 1 Of Question About Me Then How Will U Define Me In Some Words????? Ur...
23. 3 sardar after exam 3 sardar after exam 1st:Yar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hon. 2nd: Maine bhi!!! 3rd:Shit...
24. Exam ke le-e kuch sabh Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna, Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna, Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna, Aur Ek Baath...
25. Exam ke saath cheat hai Padai ke saath refreshment hai Exam ke saath cheat hai Aur har acchi ladki ke saath Yah to Uska bhai...
26. Girls and boys in Exam 7 Things Girls Do In an Exam Hall: 1. Write 2. Tuck Hair Behind Ears 3. Again Write 4. Chnge...
27. Atif Aslam Live In An Exam… Atif Aslam Live In An Exam Kuch Is Tarah… Teri Copy, Meri Copy Se Miladay, Answer Teray…Saaray Mujhay Paper Pe...
28. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakro yaron, Ghadi k kaante bhaage. Ek...
29. Exam ki sari tayyari hogai… Yahoooooooooo……!     Exam ki sari tayyari hogai .. .. Pen .. .. Pencil .. .. Scale .. .. Eraser...
30. Ek sardar exam dene gaya to … Ek sardar exam dene gaya to apnay saath plumber ko saath le kar gaya.   Guess karo kyun le kar...