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1. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
2. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
3. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
4. I just love ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ I just...
5. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
6. Beautiful Red Underware Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend’s name in English. Sardar wrote: ‘Beautiful Red Underware’ Teacher: What? Sardar: His name...
7. Good morning kehne ke liye Delhi – – Ke – – Pass – – Ke – – Nizamudin – – Railway station – – Ki...
8. Love only says ‘love dont ask!! “Who are you!!” Love only says!! “You are mine!!” Love dont ask!! “Where are you from!!” Love...
9. Milk sleeping in the night… Teacher sardar se: dahi ki english btao? , , , , , Sardar sochne k bad: , , , ,...
10. The most valuable sentence for life… Dont show so much of care & love to anyone Bcoz it creates a non curable pain when they start...
11. 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car… 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb explodes while...
12. I dont know full… Teacher: Tell ohm’s law? Sardar: I dont know full, I just know last part of it…. Teacher: Ok, Tell that...
13. You r selected Read this fast! Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Chai Coffee Ok!!! Congrats!!!! U r selected 2 work at d...
14. There was a cold day How would an angrez tell an indian naukar who can’t understand english to open the door? He will certainly say:...
15. Kitne aadami thay Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…...
16. Wat is de longest word… Wat is de longest word in de english language? SMILES-bcoz dere is a mile betwen da first n last letters...
17. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...
18. The world is full of beauty when your heart … The world is full of beauty when your heart is full of love. So start & end your day with...
19. He holds me when I start to cry He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs...
20. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
21. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
22. Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
23. English translation Teacher: Give english translation of, “Bazar mein goliyan chal rahi hai”. Santa replies: The tablets are walking in the market....
24. Speak in english please Lady to Dr : Mera beta motorcycle se gir gaya. Dr. : I don’t know hindi, please talk in English....
25. Friend in different language FRIEND in different languages… Iranian – DOST German – FREUND Herbew – CHAVER French – AMi Pinoy – KAiBiGAN Dutch...
26. Love Language Love Language- Let my love for u be crystal clear, May the sincerity of my love subside your fears, I...
27. Smile is a language of Love. Smile is a language of Love. Smile is a way to get success,   Smile is to win the hearts. ...
28. English start with ABC English start with ABC, Maths start with 123, But friendship start with, You & Me…...
29. Inzimam don’t understand english It is said that inzamam don’t understand english. Once commentator asked, “Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week,...
30. Pronouncing good english Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof, shoof, shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof,...