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1. Kitne aadami thay Gabbar Singh: Are O Kaaliya Kitne aadami thay re? Kaaliya: Kya Pata Sardar? main toh aurtein gin raha tha…...
2. Different of smile Smile 2 old people means “RESPECT” Smile 2 children means “KIND” Smile 2 girls means “LOVE” Smiling in front of...
3. A sardar was running with his pregnent wife A sardar was running with his pregnent wife, who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam...
4. Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha… Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha Are u relaxing?...
5. Valentine Gift for girlfriend Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day? Boy: Please tell me what do you...
6. Sardar’s exam and fighting 2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1 Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,...
7. apka mobile kis k pas tha? Apka Mobile kis k pas tha..? Main ne subah Call ki to kisi larrki ne receive kya, Main kuch bolne...
8. New punishment for mobile owners New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer...
9. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
10. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
11. Sardars in a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches out of their pockets and started...
12. Sardars in a railway station. Sardars Hari Singh and Gani Singh are in a railway station. Hari Singh asks the clerk: “Can I take this...
13. Smart Sardars and UFOs – What do smart Sardars and UFOs have in common? – You always hear about them but you never see...
14. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means – I’m missing u, 2 ring means – I like u, 3 ring...
15. Unknown call.. Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait...
16. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
17. khabardar miss call sehat ke liye,,,,, Khabardar Miss Call Sehat Ke Liye Muzir Hai Tabiat Ziada Kharab Ho To Call Kijiye Tamam Sms Waldain Ki Pohanch...
18. SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega Aap agar PAGAL ho to SMS padhte hi miss call kijiyega, MAHA PAGAL ho to SMS kijiyega, BEVKUF ho to...
19. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means : I am missing U, 2 ring means : I like U, 3...
20. Without your call Sleepless nights Peaceless mind Tear full eyes Without UR call Charmless face Pleasureless thoughts Aimless life Without UR call...
21. Call me yours Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me...
22. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
23. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
24. YOU call it Taqdeer When you mix Rice in Milk,you call it Kheer When you mix Vinegar in Milk,you call it Paneer When you...
25. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
26. A clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
27. A Clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
28. Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
29. Please don’t call me on my mobile Please don’t call me on my mobile, Call me in my heart, I open direct line 4 U in my...
30. Love is like missed call Love is like missed call. It stop when u try 2 catch. But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes...