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1. duniy JISSE DARE Duniya Jisse Dare, Usse Shayar Kehte Hain, Biwi Se Jo Dare, Usse Shohar Kehte Hain....
2. Doctor and Sardar Doctor : Aap ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, jarur hoga; 25 saalse...
3. Daar usse kehte hain Daar usse kehte hain, Jo dil pe cha jaye Aashiq usse kehte hai, Jiska naam apne aap zuban pe aa...
4. humein har kadam per aapki zarurat hai Apke Aane Se Zindagi Kitni Khubsurat Hai, Dil Mein Basi Hai Jo Wo Aapki Hi Surat Hai, Door Jaana Nahi...
5. Usse hum zindagi kehte hain Pyar kehte hain, Mohobbat kehte hain, Kuch log isse bandagi kehte hain, Magar jiss pe hum marte hain usse hum...
6. Jitna hum aapki tareef kare Jitna hum aapki tareef kare woh kam nahi, Bas khuda se aapki bheek mangte hai woh kam nahi, Jab usne...
7. humein aapki jaan nahi sirf saath chahiye Hamein Aapki Jaan Nahi Sirf Saath Chahiye, Sacchi Dosti Ka Sirf Ek Ehsaas Chahiye, Jaan To Dost Ek Pal Mein...
8. phir ek shaam aayi aapki yaadon ko lekar Phir Ek Shaam Aayi Aapki Yaadon Ko Lekar, Phir Ek Raat Aayi Aapka Khayaal Lekar, Aap Aana Chaaho Yaa Phir...
9. kis kadar khub hai dilagi aapki Kis kadar Khub hai dilagi aapki, aaj bhi dil basi hay Mohabat aap ki, jab bi fursat ke lamhe Mile...
10. Khushiyoon se saje zindagi aapki Mushkiloon se aap ki mulaqat na ho Udas betho kabhi aisi baat na ho Dua hey ke khushiyoon se saje...
11. Biwi ka antim sanskar Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish...
12. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. 1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai. Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi. Arbi ko phir...
13. Khoon E dIL k Nekhareen ,,,, Khoon E Dil De K Nekhareen Ge Rukh Barg E Gulab Hum Ne Gulshan Kay Tahafaz Ke Qasam Khai Hay...
14. 16 ghantey biwi k bas me Passenger:Bhai.. Kitne ghante bus me rehtey ho? Conductor: 24 ghantey.. Passenger: Kaisey? Cond: 8 ghante bus me..:-( or baki 16...
15. :”:Shohar Biwi :”:Shohar Biwi se: Ye kya tum ek aur suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to.. Biwi chilla kar boli: kya...
16. Tujhe biwi chahiye Sardarji: bhagwan mujhe dukh de,dard de,tention de,mujhe barbad karde,mere piche bhoot laga de. Bhagwanji: ek line mein bola hota ki...
17. Mera khoon jo pee rahi hai…. Doctor : App ka aur aapki biwi ka blood group ek hi hai? Sardar : Hoga, Jarur hoga, 25 saalse...
18. Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo...
19. meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay Husband: Malang Baba meri Biwi bahut pareshan karti hay us ka koi hull batao. Malang:- Beta Agar Bivi ka koi...
20. Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse...
21. Biwi se jo dare usse shohar kehte hain Duniya se jo dare, usse kayar kehte hain, Duniya jisse dare, usse shayar kehte hain, Biwi se jo dare, usse...
22. A’; ki biwi B”; “A” ki Biwi “B”, “B” ki Bhabhi “C”, “C” ki beti “V”, “V” ka dada “G” “G” ki biwi “K”,...
23. Ek fazul kharch biwi… “Ek fazul kharch biwi shohar ke liye romal ka kapra layi Shohar: Romal ke liye intna saara kapra? Biwi: Agar...
24. suna hai aapki ek muskan pe Suna hai aapki ek muskaan pe log marte hai…. So please keep SMILING to reduce population....
25. 1 line main bool biwi chahiye Sardar : Bhagwan mujheydard day dukh day, tension day, mujhey barbaad ker day, meray peechay bhoot laga day. Bhagwan :...
26. Khushiyan aapki kam na ho Khushiyan aapki kabhi kam na ho Daman mein aapke koi kanta na ho Jab bhi koi musibat aaye Toh “Maa...
27. Aapki baat ka hai Kuch nasha toh aapki baat ka hai, kuch nasha toh dheemi barsaat ka hai, Hamein aap yun hi sharabi na...
28. Aapki yad bar-bar aati hai Mila hai sabkuch toh faryad kya kare Dil hai pareshan toh jazbat kya kare Aap kehte ho ki apko tang...
29. Aapki ek muskurahat Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamare hosh udaa diye Aapki ek muskurahat ne hamare hosh udaa diye Hum hosh mein aane...
30. Hum aapki nazron se door hai Hum aapki nazron se door hai, Aankhon se nahi, Khawabon se dur hai, Khayalo se nahi, Dil se dur hai,...