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1. Khuwab dekha bhi nahi aur toot gaya Khuwab dekha bhi nahi aur toot gaya, Woh hum se mila bhi nahi aur rooth gaya , Hum jagtay rahe...
2. Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Jo pori na ho kabhi aisi AAS chor gaya.. Yehi KARAM NAWAZII...
3. Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya Jo Pori Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aaas Chor Gaya Yehi Karam Nawazi...
4. Wo udash ho gaya Santa ke 20 sal bad bacha hua. Wo udash ho gaya. Banta : Yaar udash kyo ho. Santa : 20...
5. wo aur hai kisi ka mere baad ho gaya Shehr-E-Kheyal-O-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya, Itna Use Padha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya, Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-O-Hisar...
6. Adhoora ansuna hi reh gaya Bahut bikhra bahut toota thapede seh nahi paaya, Hawaaon ke isharon par magar mein beh nahi paaya, Adhoora ansuna hi...
7. jaane kahaan se gham fizaaon mein aa gaya Jaane Kahaan Se Gham Fizaaon Mein Aa Gaya, Udkar Kahaan Se Dard Hawaaon Mein Aa Gaya, Shab-E-Vasl Pe Aalam Hai...
8. Train kya cheez hai Santa train ki patri par so gaya… Banta: Train aayegi toh mar jayega! Santa: Plane upar se gaya kuch nahi...
9. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
10. Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya Wo ruthe is kadar ki manaya na gaya, Dur itne ho gaye ki pass bulaya na gaya, Dil to dil...
11. Mujhe hanse to jamana ho gaya Meri chahat mein kami kuch na thi, Jane kyon tu begana ho gaya, Tujhe lagta hai mai khush hun, Mujhe...
12. No entry Santa drives in to one-way & cross no entry board! Policeman: Oye no entry ka board nahi dekha? Santa: Mujhe...
13. aaj dareechay main woh aana bhol gaya Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi...
14. Main nikala gadi le k Santa: Main nikala gadi le k o nadi k kinare, 1 mendak mila uthe maine pucha oye ki sardar pagal...
15. Satyug aane wala hai Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai...
16. “sMs” nhi krte ye to ‘MEMONO’ wala”Style hai. Ap k “Chehry” pe Noor ki “Smile” hai  Ap k pas “Mehnga” Mobile hai Ap k “Inbox” mein sMs ki...
17. Mil giya Oye mil gaya Mil giya Oye mil gaya, Oye oye mil giya, Oho mil giya, Ballay Ballay… Mil he giya, Aaj to mil...
18. Singer toh mar gaya Santa ka radio kharab ho gaya, Khol kar dekha toh andar chuha mara pada tha. Santa dekh kar bola, Yeh...
19. Kuch ho gaya hai Exam ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya, Kuch to hua hai kuch ho gaya hai. Exam ke...
20. Nishana chook gaya Banta: Jab main paida hua tha to military walon ne 21 topein chalayeen thi. Santa: Kamaal hai ! Sab ka...
21. Ane wala Kal Tumhara Hai.. Ane wala Kal Tumhara Hai.. TumharaTha.. Tumhara Hi Rahega.. Us per Tumhara Hi Haq hai.. SochoKyon? . . . Kyon...
22. Ye Tirchee topee wala kon Sardar Regal chock per khray hokar Baray tashweeshnaak andaaz me poochraha tha . . . . . . . ....
23. Dil todne wala kya jane Dil ke dard ko dil todne wala kya jane, Pyaar ke rivajo ko yeh jmaana kya jane, Hoti hai kitni...
24. Shanta and kele wala Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to...
25. Dil jorne wala koi nahi Iss bedard zamane mein hamdard humsa koi nahi, Dil todne wale bohat hai dil jorne wala koi nahi....
26. Dua hai aane wala saal zabardast ho Isse pehle ki saal ka antim suraj ast ho, Isse pehle ki 2006 ka calender nast ho, Isse pehle ki...
27. Dekhna wala dang ho jaye Dosti mein itna pyaar lao Ke dekhna wala dang ho jaye! Dushman bhi aake tumse pouche, Kya hum bhi tumhare...
28. Hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa Ae chand tu chamak ya na chamak hume usse koi gum nahi, Kyunki hai pyaar karne wala ek chand jaisa...
29. Khuda bhi tumarah chahne wala nikla Humne socha hum sirf chahte hai tumko Par tum ko chahne wala ka to kafila nikla Dil na kaha, kar...
30. Yad ho gaya? 1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush rakhe 4.Allaha tujhy barkat de Yad ho gaya?...