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1. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
2. Sab se mashoor cheez Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija...
3. Character Watch your feelings They become your thoughts Watch your thoughts They become your words Watch your words They become your...
4. Daru is like wife What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru...
5. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
6. Figure like coke bottle Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is...
7. What is a kiss??? What is a kiss??? In view of……….. (1)Geometry… “KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!” (2)Economics… “KISS IS THAT...
8. ‘Free Delivery’ Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut? A: Because they advertised: ‘Free Delivery’....
9. Happy Hug day Sending you a hug to ease your stress. a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say, I’m...
10. Angels don’t watch over other angel Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping. He came back early, So i...
11. Difference between Mother & Wife? – What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the...
12. A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is...
13. Whats the difference between Data and Information? Whats the difference between Data and Information? 362436 – Data 36-24-36 Information!...
14. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
15. Can U swim? British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then...
16. i want you Kiss On The Forehead ->”Forever you Will Be Mine” Kiss On The Ear ->”I’m romantic” Kiss On The Cheek ->”We’re...
17. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
18. Difference between horror and beauty… A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck...
19. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
20. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
21. Delivery free hai Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai…….. Sardarji: Kyun...
22. Difference between stress, tension and panic What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,...
23. Ek se mera kya hoga Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it. Kiss is not like pepsi.....
24. Kya kar rahe ho? Wife : Kya kar rahe ho? Man : Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife : Kitni mari? Man : 3 male...
25. Reach your goal before goal kicks u Reach your goal before goal kicks U. Kill your stress before stress kills U. Help every1 before some1 kicks U....
26. I kiss my wife everyday. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave...
27. Hottest kiss People say A blessed KISS is on HEAD A sweet KISS is on CHEEKS A passionate KISS is on LIPS...
28. What is the difference b/w wife & saali??? What is the difference b/w wife & saali? Saali is Beauty, Wife is duty, Saali is passion, Wife is tension,...
29. yaaro ki mehfil aise jamai jati hai Yaaro ki mehfil aise Jamai Jati hai Kholane se Pehle Botal Hilaayi Jati Hai Fir awaz lagayi Jati hai Aa...
30. kiss is not like Nokia Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It. Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange...