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1. Daru is like wife What is the difference between dava (medicine) & daru? Ans: dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date. Daru...
2. Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Girlfriend ko I luv u bolna hai? Balance khatam? Ab kya karoge ? Kabutar k gale mein bandh k chitthi...
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4. Confidence and overconfidence There’s a small gap between confidence and over-confidence. You can kiss your girlfriend is Confidence. Only you can kiss your...
5. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
6. Sab se mashoor cheez Santa singh to his saali: Aap ke saher ki sab se mashoor cheez kaun si hai. Saali: Koi nahi jija...
7. Apple=vitamins Apple = vitamins Vitamins = power Power = work Work = money Money = girlfriend Girlfriend = tension Tension =...
8. Character Watch your feelings They become your thoughts Watch your thoughts They become your words Watch your words They become your...
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10. Life of a college student Life of a college student: Wallet hai, paise nahi Lecture hai, attendance nahi Mobile hai, balance nahi Friends hai boyfriend...
11. girl friend is Fun Girl Friend is Fun & Wife is Gun Girl Friend is light of Moon & Wife is Month of June...
12. Figure like coke bottle Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is...
13. Aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua, Umar bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo...
14. What is a kiss??? What is a kiss??? In view of……….. (1)Geometry… “KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANCE BETWEEN 2 LIPS!” (2)Economics… “KISS IS THAT...
15. Happy Hug day Sending you a hug to ease your stress. a kiss to make you smile and my heart to say, I’m...
16. Angels don’t watch over other angel Last night I sent an angel to watch over you while you were sleeping. He came back early, So i...
17. Difference between Mother & Wife? – What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the...
18. A difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is...
19. Style of break up Style of break up: Boy bought a gift for his girlfriend. Girlfriend: What the hell would I do with this...
20. Can U swim? British: Can U swim? Paki: No British: Dog is Better than u,bcoz It Swims Paki:Can u swim? British:Yes Paki: Then...
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22. i want you Kiss On The Forehead ->”Forever you Will Be Mine” Kiss On The Ear ->”I’m romantic” Kiss On The Cheek ->”We’re...
23. Grilfriend made me a begger Beggar: Sir plz give me rs. 6 For coffee. Man: Coffee? Its rs. 3 only. Beggar: 1 for my girlfriend!...
24. Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe Sardar apni sister ke saath bike pe ja raha tha. Boy: Oh! Paaji girlfriend k saath kaha ja rahe ho....
25. Life paradox Life paradox: What u want u don’t get (luv) What u get, u don’t enjoy (marriage) What u enjoy, is...
26. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
27. Difference between horror and beauty… A beautiful night is wen u hug ur teddy bear and sleep… But horror is wen it hugs u bAck...
28. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
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30. Difference between stress, tension and panic What’s the difference between stress, tension and panic? Stress is when wife is pregnant, Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,...