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1. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
2. Pyaar ki had se zyada pyaar kiya Kabhi nazar se gira diya Kabhi dil mein basa diya Mohabbat mein tum ne humein Kabhi hasaya toh kabhi rola...
3. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi...
4. Aankh mein kuch gir gaya Mashooka: lagta hai meri aankh mein kuch gir gaya, dekho toh. Mashook: Ek tinka dikh to raha hai, kyu na...
5. Hum to vaise bhi akele the Ho sakta hai humne anjaane mein aapko kabhi rula diya, Aapne duniya k kehne pe hume bhula dia, Hum to...
6. aaj dareechay main woh aana bhol gaya Aaj dareechay main woh aana bhool gaya main bhi apna diya jalana bhool gaya, aaj mujhe bhi uski yad nahi...
7. Har pal faraib khaaye Ik Soona Sa Chand Mere Fasaney Mein Reh Gaya, Main Doosron Ki Shaam’ain jalaney Mein Reh Gaya Wo Aa K...
8. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
9. Jeene ke liye bhi waqt nahi……!!!!!!!!!!!! Har khushi hai logon ke Daman main… Par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahi… Din raat daurti duniya main… Zindagi...
10. Buri nazar se bachaye aapko Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko, Chand sitaron se sajaye aapko, Gam kya hota hai ye aap bhul hi...
11. Mujhe talash hai Mujhe ulfaton mein samet lo mujhe bekhudi ki talash hai Jo dilon mein rooh mein utar sake usi rahgni ki...
12. Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko… Khuda har buri nazar se bachaye aapko, Chand sitaron se sajaye aapko, Gam kya hota haiye aap bhul hi jaye,...
13. Tum hi ne tod diya Yehi wafaa ka silaah hai, toh koi baat nahi Yeh dard tum ne diya hai, toh koi baat nahi Yehi...
14. Zindagi zannat se kaam nahi Mahak se mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, Mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti, Sath zindagi mein ho agar pyaar, To...
15. Is mein aur colour dikhao 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess...
16. Mahak mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti Mahak mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, Mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti, Sath zindagi mein ho agar pyaar, To zindagi...
17. Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya, Woh bewafa sahi magar pyaar hum ne kiya, Agar woh chor gaya toh...
18. Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse, Agar Tora Ho Kabhi Dil Aapka Zindagi Ka Kiya Barosa Kal Kafan Mai Lipta Miley...
19. Tune phir fridge me susu kar diya Chota sardar: Mummy kal raat jadu ho gaya. Maine bathroom ka darwaza khola to light apne aap jal gaya. Mummy:...
20. Dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye Kaash is dil ki awaz mein itna asar ho jaye, Hum aapko yaad karein, aur aapko khabar ho jaye, Khuda...
21. Bhool jana hame Aapki palkon pe khawab rakh gaya koi Aapki saanson pe naam likh gaya koi Chalo vaada hai aapse bhool jana...
22. Agar aap andhe nahi hote Dhritarastra: Main khus hu ki tumne 100 putro ko janm diya. Gandhari: Swami agar aap andhe nahi hote to ye...
23. Kaun sala dhakka diya Life is difficult, Full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. But if u fall down, just standup straight, Be confident & say…...
24. Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo… 1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay...
25. Dhakka… Wife: “Agar main pakistan ki sb say bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to aap mujhy kia...
26. Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne, Mohabbat be-intehaa kiya hai kisne, Phool aur bhavre toh sabhi ban jaate hai magar,...
27. Zindagi ne mara hai Mein deewana hoon Mujhe dil lagi ne mara hai Mout ne chhod diya Zindagi ne mara hai...
28. Yado me mara gaya Kasti gayi kinara gaya, Iss tute dil ka sahara gaya. Koi agar aake puche ki “Farhad” kaha gaya, To kahena...
29. sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam...
30. Judai Sy Mara wo bhi Nahi Mein bhi Nahi “Judai Sy Marra wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Dono Insan hain KHUDA wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Wo...