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1. Maine to ludhiyana call kiya tha Sardar dials number and a girl receives the phone. Sardar: Hello kaun? Girl: Main sita. Sardar: Arre baap re! Maine...
2. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi...
3. Naam yaad nahi aa raha Ek sardar bar mein beth kar ro raha tha. Bar boy: Kyo ro rahe ho? Sardar: Jis ladki ko bhulane...
4. Har pal faraib khaaye Ik Soona Sa Chand Mere Fasaney Mein Reh Gaya, Main Doosron Ki Shaam’ain jalaney Mein Reh Gaya Wo Aa K...
5. Jeene ke liye bhi waqt nahi……!!!!!!!!!!!! Har khushi hai logon ke Daman main… Par ek hansi ke liye waqt nahi… Din raat daurti duniya main… Zindagi...
6. usne kaha tum me pehli jaisi baat nahi Usne Kaha Tum Me Pehli Jaisi Baat Nahi..!! Mene Kaha Ke Zindagi Me Ab Tera Saath Nahi..!! Usne Kaha Ke...
7. Mujhe talash hai Mujhe ulfaton mein samet lo mujhe bekhudi ki talash hai Jo dilon mein rooh mein utar sake usi rahgni ki...
8. Mahak mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti Mahak mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, Mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti, Sath zindagi mein ho agar pyaar, To zindagi...
9. Zindagi zannat se kaam nahi Mahak se mohabbat ki kam nahi hoti, Mohabbat se zindagi kam nahi hoti, Sath zindagi mein ho agar pyaar, To...
10. Is mein aur colour dikhao 1 Sardar indian flag lene shop par gaya. Flag dekhkar sardar kuch bola Jise sunkar shopkeeper pareshan ho gaya… Guess...
11. Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar Mohabbat ka ajeeb karobaar hum ne kiya, Woh bewafa sahi magar pyaar hum ne kiya, Agar woh chor gaya toh...
12. Tum bin zindagi Meri biwi ne wada kiya hai hum khawb mein aayegi Magar nind hi aati nahi toh khawb kaha se aayegi...
13. Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila… Sardar ko gali mein para 100 ka note mila jis pe likha tha “EID MUBARAK” Sardar ne idher udher dekha,...
14. Sardar to girlfriend Sardar to girlfriend : Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend : Tumhare ghar...
15. Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Mere wajood ki mujh mein TALASH chor gaya.. Jo pori na ho kabhi aisi AAS chor gaya.. Yehi KARAM NAWAZII...
16. Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main… Usne kaha Aalam-e-Madhooshi Main Jan Aaj kuch sitam kar do Mujhe karo itna pyar ke sub kuch khatam kar do...
17. Waqt   Har khushi Hai Logon Ke Daman Mein, Par Ek Hansi Ke Liye Waqt Nahi. Din Raat Daudti Duniya Mein,...
18. Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya Mere Wajood Ki Mujh Mein Talash Chor Gaya Jo Pori Na Ho Kabhi Aisi Aaas Chor Gaya Yehi Karam Nawazi...
19. Duniya ka dastoor hai bewafai karna Chain se rehna hai duniya mein toh kuch socha na kar Apni kismat se kabhi koi gila ya shikwa na...
20. Zakhmi dil ko dekhe Woh aaye hamare dil mein yeh khuda ki khudrat hai, Kabhi hum apne zakhmi dil ko dekhe, Ya phir unke...
21. Satyug aane wala hai Hitler raha nahi, Saddam pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka thikana nahi, Veerapppan mara gaya, Aap bhi dikhte nahin, Lagta hai...
22. Ek thaka hua ansoo Taptey sehraa mein karaktey dhoop mein, Main nikal padaa tujhey dhondhne ko, Par mere haath kya ayaa, Sadion ke tanhaye...
23. Kaun sala dhakka diya Life is difficult, Full of trials.. Sorrow.. Pain.. But if u fall down, just standup straight, Be confident & say…...
24. Kisne kaha tha k Pepsi pe 5 rupe kum krdo… 1 chooha bari tezi se jungle se bahar bhag raha tha k kisi ne us se pucha k kahan bhagay...
25. Dhakka… Wife: “Agar main pakistan ki sb say bari choti K2 pr charhny main kamyab ho jaon, to aap mujhy kia...
26. Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne Zindagi pe aeitbaar kiya hai kisne, Mohabbat be-intehaa kiya hai kisne, Phool aur bhavre toh sabhi ban jaate hai magar,...
27. Zindagi ne mara hai Mein deewana hoon Mujhe dil lagi ne mara hai Mout ne chhod diya Zindagi ne mara hai...
28. Yado me mara gaya Kasti gayi kinara gaya, Iss tute dil ka sahara gaya. Koi agar aake puche ki “Farhad” kaha gaya, To kahena...
29. sardar ji aapko logo ne kyun mara Sardar ji Aapko logo ne kyun mara ? Sardar ” yaar Meri Photo Bas main Gir Gayi To Maine Madam...
30. Judai Sy Mara wo bhi Nahi Mein bhi Nahi “Judai Sy Marra wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Dono Insan hain KHUDA wo b Nahi Mein b Nahi,, “Wo...