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1. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
2. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
3. Wife computer on kartay huay boli Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans...
4. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
5. Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Wife: Meray iraday baray naik hain, Aap 100 main say aik hain! Husband: dimagh k hum b DON hain, pehle...
6. Carry my cross A husband coming home from a confession and lifts his wife and carries her on his shoulder. Wife: Did the...
7. Why are U so lazy? Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. Wife : Why??? Husband...
8. Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey… Wife: Is Saal Rozay Rakho Gey? Husband: Nahi Wife: Aur Taravi Parhoge? Husband: Mushkil Hai Wife: Aur Aftaari Karoge? Husband:...
9. Hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi wo? Husband : Tum...
10. I will die Wife- i will die. Husband- i will also die. Wife- Why do you want 2 die? husband- bcoz mein itni...
11. Khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta… Wife: I will die. Husband: I will also die. Wife: Why do you want 2 die? Husband: Mai itni dher...
12. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
13. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...
14. Perfect wife There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife...
15. Begum wife Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain...
16. Difference between Mother & Wife? – What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the...
17. Do you know the full form of WIFE? The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment...
18. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
19. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
20. Wife & Mobile Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai....
21. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
22. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
23. Wife will give u free A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you Expensive answers that your Wife will give you for free....
24. Husband and wife are like tyres Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent...
25. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
26. I kiss my wife everyday. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave...
27. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
28. Make me feel like a wife A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend And said, “Make me feel like a wife” Boy...
29. Juta khata hoon wife se Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta khata hoon wife se...
30. Choosing career is like chosing wife Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends, Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman, There’s...