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1. Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife… Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: “Aadmi ushi ko marta hai jis se Pyar kerta hai.” Wife ne...
2. Differences between difference Q: What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? A: About 25 to 30 pounds. Q: What’s the difference...
3. Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Wife:kal rat tum mujhey neend main galian kiyon de rahey thay? Husband: tumhain galat fehmi hoi hai.. Wife: kaisi galat...
4. Sardar and doctor Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
5. Sardar on phone Sardar on phone: “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar:...
6. Wife computer on kartay huay boli Wife computer on kartay huay boli: janu apna password batana ? Husband: lulli Wife password enter kar kay hans hans...
7. What is so interesting? Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I don’t know the meaning of interesting!!!...
8. husband and wife are like liver and kidney Husband and wife are like liver and kidney. Husband is liver and wife is kidney. If liver fails, kidney fails....
9. Every man wants a wife Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, economical and a good cook… But the law allows only one...
10. Perfect wife There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife...
11. Begum wife Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hai? Kyun ki shaadi ke baad saare gum toh husband ke hisse mein aate hain...
12. Difference between Mother & Wife? – What is the difference between Mother & Wife? – One woman brings U into this world crying… And the...
13. Do you know the full form of WIFE? The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment...
14. Husband and Wife galat fehmi Wife : Kal raat tum neend main mujhe gaaliya de rahe the. Husband : Tumhe galat fehmi hui hai. Wife...
15. wife; I will die Wife : I will die. Husband : I will also die. Wife : why do u want to die? Husband...
16. Meaning of WIFE Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means: Without Information Fighting Every time! Wife says: No, It...
17. Wife & Mobile Donoo he dosroun ke achay lagty hai. Donoo he naey achay lagty hai. Donoo ko charge karna parta hai....
18. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
19. Wife will give u free A Psychiatrist is a person who will give you Expensive answers that your Wife will give you for free....
20. Husband and wife are like tyres Husband and wife r like two tyres of a vehicle. If one punctures, the vehicle can’t move further. So intelligent...
21. I kiss my wife everyday. Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u? Banta: Me too, after u leave...
22. Difference between watch & wife What is difference between watch & wife? Ans- Ek bigarti hai toh bandh ho jati hai aur Dusri bigarti hae...
23. Husband wife quarrel After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” The...
24. Make me feel like a wife A girl remove her jeans and threw it at her boyfriend And said, “Make me feel like a wife” Boy...
25. Choosing career is like chosing wife Choosing career is like chosing wife from 10 girlfriends, Even if u pick most beautiful, most intelligent, kindest woman, There’s...
26. Juta khata hoon wife se Apple kata hoon knife se Pani pita hoon pipe se Kya zamana agaya hai Juta khata hoon wife se...
27. Mujhe wife ko sister kehna pad raha he Arz kiya hai- Hun mein doctor jahan, Meri wife hai nurse wahan. Ye kaisa julm sehana pad raha he, Mujhe...
28. You were right, your wife is better… 2 men went to fuck a girl. 1st came out after fucking a girl n said… ”My wife is better”...
29. wife to husband ……… Wife To Husband: Tum Mujhe Maar Kar, Mera Sab Kuch Harrap Karna Chahtay Ho. Husband: Chal! Barri Aai, Benazir....
30. Your wife very sweet Sardar sent sms to his boss: Me sick, no work. Boss sms back: When I am sick I kiss my...