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9. Just kidding as always Kaamyabi tumhare kadam chume, Khushiyan tumhare charo aur ho, Par bhagwan se itni prarthana karne ke liye, tum mujhe kuch...
10. Thukra gaye mujhe Kitne itminaan se woh thukra gaye mujhe, Aansoo bana ke aankh se tapka gaye mujhe, Kaisi yeh rehbari thi yeh...
11. Phone ek Mandhir Phone ek Mandhir, Sms uska Bhagwan, Sms bhejne wala Pujari, Sms padhne wala Bhakt, Padhkar sms na karne wala Mandir...
12. Jutte chappal churate hue Na lakho mai, na hazaron mein, Na chand mai, na sitaron mein, Humne tumhe dekha hai, Jutte-chappal churate hue mandir-gurudware...
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15. Aapke bina Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, Dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, Patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai, Aur aapke...
16. Tere ishq mein doob gaye Doobne ka maza kuch aur hai, Koi sharab mein, Koi paise mein, Toh koi duniya mein doob gaye, lekin hum...
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19. Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye Ek aadmi ki bibi kho gaye. Ram mandir mein jaakar prarthana ki. Ram bhagwan prakat huye aur bole: “Beta, baju...
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22. Pehele hi kaant liye Sardar: He bhagwan tu mujhe 100 rupe dega to usme se 50 tujh par chadhaunga. Kuch der baad use 50...
23. juda tum se huey hu to kisi se hum nhi milty Juda Tum Se Huey Hn To Kisi Se Hum Nhi Milty Koi hum Se Mily Bhi To Khushi Se Hum...
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