Before and after marriage - Funny SMS

Before the marriage:

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

Girl: Do you want me to leave?

Boy: NO! Don’t even think about it.

Girl: Do you love me ?

Boy: Of course!

Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?

Boy: NO! Why you even asking?

Girl: Will you kiss me?

Boy: Yes!

Girl: Will you hit me?

Boy: No way! I’m not such kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?

Boy: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from
bellow to up, start with second last line !!!

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