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1. Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai Aur...
2. SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky...
3. Kutte puch kyu hilate hai Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab...
4. Kaise pata chalega Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega? Circuit: Bahut simple hai, jis...
5. ‘Kiss day’ ko valentine day kahete hai Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete...
6. Bush aur laloo kya karte hai? Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me...
7. Girls hostel mein fine PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and...
8. Aankhon mein shrafat Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko,...
9. kaisy pata chaly ga bakra hai k bakri Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chly ga bakra hai k bakri? Circuit : simple bhai pathar maar kr dakh...
10. Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick...
11. kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape… Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni: bahot roka par bole...
12. PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? PROFESSOR: Aqal badi ki bhains? MUNNA BHAI: Bole to pehlay date of birth to bata mamu…...
13. Bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuite: simple he na bhai,...
14. to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:)) Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka...
15. Ek thaka hua ansoo Taptey sehraa mein karaktey dhoop mein, Main nikal padaa tujhey dhondhne ko, Par mere haath kya ayaa, Sadion ke tanhaye...
16. Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? Girl : Ullu toh raat...
17. Mere naseeb mein tera pyaar nahi Khijaa ke phool pe, Aate kabhi bahaar nahi, Mere nasib mein ae dost teraa pyaar nahi, Mere naseeb mein ae...
18. Mera connection time out ho gaya Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file...
19. Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge, To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge, Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara...
20. Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi… Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.. 4 ghnty bad wo admi...
21. Khandala mera gaon hai Ped ke niche chav hai Khandala mera gaon hai Wade main jasie pav ha Nadi main terti naav hai Anarkali...
22. Mera paisa nikal Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal! Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator. Thief: Acchha? To...
23. Holi hai bhai.. KUCH DINO BAAD AAP, LAL, PILE, HARE, KALE, HO JAOGE, Ghabrao nahi, Holi hai bhai.. “HAPPY HOLI”...
24. behen bhai ban jaeen gay Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay....
25. Kalidas ka bhai… Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? – – – – – – – –...
26. Munna bhai pass karvayega Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna...
27. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakro yaron, Ghadi k kaante bhaage. Ek...
28. Ek se mera kya hoga Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it. Kiss is not like pepsi.....
29. Mera dil hai HUGE Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES....
30. Mera Khyal Rkhna… Mri Khushi Ki Khatir Khud Ko Sanbhal Rkhna Usny Kaha Tha Mjse Apna khyal Rkhna Is Bat Ka Taqaza Mjse...