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1. Boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai… Circuit: Kuch nahi bas larka-larki hote hai jisme ek muskurati hai Aur...
2. Kaise pata chalega Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kaise pata chalega? Circuit: Bahut simple hai, jis...
3. ‘Kiss day’ ko valentine day kahete hai Munna bhai: Circuit ye valentine day kaun sa din hai? Circuit: Simple bhai aajkal valentine day ‘Kiss Day’ ko kahete...
4. Bush aur laloo kya karte hai? Munna bhai: Circuit ye bush aur laloo dono kya karte hai? Circuit: Dono bhai giri karte hai ek dilli me...
5. Girls hostel mein fine PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and...
6. Kutte puch kyu hilate hai Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai? Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. Circuit: Common Sense bhai! Ab...
7. kaisy pata chaly ga bakra hai k bakri Munna bhai: apun ko kaisy pata chly ga bakra hai k bakri? Circuit : simple bhai pathar maar kr dakh...
8. Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz Rah chalti ladki ko dekh kar ladka shayari ke andaz mein bola Ladka: Kash main tumhare hasen honton ki lip-stick...
9. to fir aaj se tu mera bhai hai:)) Ladka bola : Dilruba Ladki boli : Pizza khila Ladka bola : Paise Nahi Ladki boli : Kaise nahi Ladka...
10. SMS chipka dal mamu Abhi bole to bhai ko tere SMS nahi aarele, Bhai ka khopdi boht tight he, Bol nikalu kya tera luky...
11. Ullu toh raat ko bolta hai Munna bhai : Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aaya? Girl : Ullu toh raat...
12. Mere naseeb mein tera pyaar nahi Khijaa ke phool pe, Aate kabhi bahaar nahi, Mere nasib mein ae dost teraa pyaar nahi, Mere naseeb mein ae...
13. Mera connection time out ho gaya Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound, Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: Your file...
14. Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar Mere pyaar ka hisaab jo lagaoge, To mere pyar ko behisaab paoge, Paani ke bulbule sa hai mera pyar, Zara...
15. Tu kitna pada hai? MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, Tu kitna pada hai? MAMU : B.A. MUNNA BHAI : Sala, do akshar pada aur who...
16. wo zalim mare dil me rhe kar vi mera na bana Tu Wo Zalim Jo Dil Me Reh Kar Vi Mera Na Ban Saka, Aur Dil Wo Kaafir Jo Mujh Mein...
17. Aye Mamu Circuit : Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya? Mamu : Nehin. Circuit : To kha...
18. Aankhon mein shrafat Aankhon mein shrafat Chaal mein nazakat dil main sachaii chehre main safai phir kyun na bole har larki aap ko,...
19. Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi… Pathan Bus Stop py: Bhai sahib cantt kon si bus jaye gi..? Admi: 20 number.. 4 ghnty bad wo admi...
20. Khandala mera gaon hai Ped ke niche chav hai Khandala mera gaon hai Wade main jasie pav ha Nadi main terti naav hai Anarkali...
21. Mera paisa nikal Thief with knife: Tera paisa nikal! Man: Do you know who I am? I am a corporator. Thief: Acchha? To...
22. Holi hai bhai.. KUCH DINO BAAD AAP, LAL, PILE, HARE, KALE, HO JAOGE, Ghabrao nahi, Holi hai bhai.. “HAPPY HOLI”...
23. Kalidas ka bhai… Question: Kalidas ka ek bhai joote banata tha. Uska naam kya tha? – – – – – – – –...
24. behen bhai ban jaeen gay Kon kehta hai pyaar may pakray jaeen gay? Waqt aanay per behen bhai ban jaeen gay....
25. Munna bhai pass karvayega Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega, Chand lamhon mein exam aa jayega, Aab bhi waqt hai, do line padh lo, Warna...
26. EXam’s song by Munna bhai: EXam’s song by Munna bhai: “Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage. Dekho pakro yaron, Ghadi k kaante bhaage. Ek...
27. Mera dil hai HUGE Mera dil hai HUGE, Isse mat karna USE, Warna ho jaye ga FUSE, Aur tum hain paden gai SHOES....
28. Ek se mera kya hoga Kiss is not like nokia… Connecting people Kiss is not like nike.. Just do it. Kiss is not like pepsi.....
29. ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE ABHI BOLE TO BHAI KO TERE SMS NAHI AARELE, BHAI KA KHOPDI BOT TIGHT HE BOL NIKALU KYA TERA LUCKY...
30. Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji … Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole to gandhi ji kapre kyun nahi pehantay thay? Circuit: Bhai bole to bapu bhi...