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1. Different of smile Smile 2 old people means “RESPECT” Smile 2 children means “KIND” Smile 2 girls means “LOVE” Smiling in front of...
2. Valentine Gift for girlfriend Girl: What kind of gift you will present to me on valentines day? Boy: Please tell me what do you...
3. New punishment for mobile owners New punishment for mobile owners: Missed call k liye paanch saal jail, Sms k liye phaansi, Call k liye umer...
4. Gold ring de de SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring de de. 1ST...
5. Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha… Sardar apni shadi pe udaas tha kisi ne pocha kia bat hai? Sardar: mere susral ne Barat pe thoray logon...
6. Paise Urrane ki Adat hai… Sardar: Bhai 1rup ka eazy load kar do Shopkeepr: Itna load karwa k call karni hai ya sms? Sardar: Karna...
7. Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring, happy bells, across the snow The year is going, let him...
8. Electricity nahi hoti to kya hota Ek sardar ne doosre sardar se poocha: Oye Yaar! agar electricity nahi hoti to kya hota? Doosra sardar: Kuch nahi...
9. Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring out the old, ring in the new Ring, happy bells, across the snow The year is going, let him...
10. Eik sardar ki suhag raat th Eik sardar ki suhag raat thi,Sardar apni bevi kay pechay dalnay laga to wo boli,na na sardar jee pechay nahi...
11. Yun to pathar ki bhi taqdeer badal sakti hai Yun to pathar ki bhi taqdeer badal sakti hai Shart yeh hai k isay dil se tarasha jaye...
12. taqdeer ka Gham Aur duniya ka sitam Taqdeer ka Gham Aur Duniya ka sitam “Har Haal me sehna Parhta ha” Shikway bhi dilon mein hote hein “Aur...
13. Usse pana nahi taqdeer mein sayad Ek ajnabi se mujhe itna pyaar kyon hai, Inkar karne par chahat ka ikraar kyon hai, Usse pana nahi meri...
14. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means – I’m missing u, 2 ring means – I like u, 3 ring...
15. Love is like missed call Love is like missed call. It stop when u try 2 catch. But friendship is like sms bcoz it comes...
16. Call me yours Ah– I forgot your name. Can I call you mine? And, in case you forget my name too, call me...
17. When I call you When I call you: 1 ring means : I am missing U, 2 ring means : I like U, 3...
18. Without your call Sleepless nights Peaceless mind Tear full eyes Without UR call Charmless face Pleasureless thoughts Aimless life Without UR call...
19. What do you call a Sardar? – What do you call a Sardar who drinks only beer? – Just-beer Singh (’T’ silent!)....
20. Don’t call me now Sardar petrol pump gaya,wahan usne ek board pe likha dekha, “Don’t use mobile here”. Sardarji ne mobile nikala or har...
21. Unknown call.. Unknown call.. He: do u have a bf? She: yes, who are u? He: I’m your brother ! Just wait...
22. A clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
23. bivi ne husband ko call ki Biwi ne Husband ko call kiya: Kahan ho tum?? Husband : Tumein wo jwellery shop yaad hai jahan tumein ek...
24. A Clear mind is a call A clear mind is a call. A clear heart is a call. A clear soul is a call. A clear...
25. 1 Missed call he maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de Tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
26. What do you call a wife who is sexy… What do you call a wife who is sexy, beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, never jealous and a great cook? ANSWER...
27. He made a local call Sardar wanted to make a std. call to punjab, He wanted to save money so what did he do? Simple,...
28. Please don’t call me on my mobile Please don’t call me on my mobile, Call me in my heart, I open direct line 4 U in my...
29. Kam se kam 1 missed call hee maar de Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to...
30. Sardar’s call A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, “Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon”. The other sardar replies, “Kamaal...