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2. I Want Peace… A man asked God “I Want Peace” God replied “Remove the ‘I’,this is Ego” “Remove the ‘Want’, that is desire”...
3. Higher Studies Man !!! Girl sitting on the top of the mountain and studying. When a Person asked what she was doing. She replied...
4. I want peace… Somebody asked god, I want peace, god replied. Remove that i as that is ego, And peace will be automatically...
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13. Girl demanded for icecream Girl demanded for Icecream.. boy purchased it,.. Girl: Thank u.. Boy: Only thank u..?? Girl : u want kiss na,,?...
14. Kiss me… Once a boy & a girl were playing ludo. Boy: If dice shows 1,2 & 3 I will kiss u....
15. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
16. Lets play ludo Boy and girl both are playing ludo!! Boy:- Lets play a game. Agar 1,2,3,4,5 aaya toh I will kiss you....
17. Is dress ka kya price hai? Girl: Is dress ka kya price hai? Shopkeeper: Sirf 5 kiss Girl: Aur us dress ka? Shopkeeper: 10 kiss Girl:...
18. Hello, I am a virus Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I have to leave, I can’t...
19. No dear,Result is near My nights are going sleepless.. my days are going useless.. So I asked GOD, “is this love?” GOD replied, “no...
20. Be happy the way u are A baby monkey asked its mom Why couldn’t god make me beautiful? Mum replied: be happy the way u r...
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29. Boy and girl of class 2 asked… Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied” NO Never!!” Boy...
30. A grade 5 teacher asked her students… A grade 5 teacher asked her students to make rhymes with their names Dan: My name is Dan When I...