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1. Don’t get angry Roses are red, violets are blue, Monkeys like u should b kept in da zoo!! Don’t get angry , U’ll...
2. Why are you late Teacher: Why are you late, Sardar? Sardar: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went...
3. who we are and what we do… “Personality is- who we are and what we do when everybody is watching. Character is- who we are and what...
4. U are the beautiful rose Hold 10 roses in ur hand, n stand infront of ur mirror, U will see 11 roses n 1 of...
5. Press down if u miss me Press down if u miss me… – – – – – So u miss me? U r so sweet. –...
6. Monkeys pressing mobile keypads Humans fall in love that’s true Cows eat grass that’s Ok But Monkeys pressing mobile keypads That’s incredible – –...
7. Roses are red Before Marriage: Roses Are Red, Sky Is Blue, Oh My Darling I Love You. After Marriage: Roses Are Dead, I...
8. Roses are red and violets are blue If roses were black and violets were brown, My love for you would never be found But roses r red...
9. Three monkeys ran from the zoo 3 Monkeys ran from zoo. 1st found watching TV. 2nd found playing football And 3rd… – – – – –...
10. Your head is empty My feelings for you no words can tell, Except for maybe “go to hell” Roses are red, violets are blue,...
11. Roses are red Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, And so are you. But the roses are wilting, The violets...
12. When you are down to nothing, When you are down to nothing, Allah is up to something. the faithful see the invisible, Believe the incredible and...
13. Friend like you Every garden must have a rose, Every sweet face must have a smile, Every grass must have a dew, Every...
14. MMS Day Today is MMS day: MMS means: = MAKE MONKEYS SMILE = Iâ?Tve done my part.....
15. I suggested Ur name Last night some Monkeys came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good people… I suggested Ur name. They...
16. Let me offer my respectful obeisances to the Lord… “Let me offer my respectful obeisances to the Lord, who has become the son of Vasudeva, the pleasure of Devaki,...
17. Positive-thinking poem: Positive-thinking poem: Little bird in the sky Droping shit into ur eye U don’t worry u don’t cry, U just...
18. Searching hidden cameras Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What...
19. I’m watching Ur every movement U r miles away from me. Still I’m watching Ur every movement by 3 different channels: 1. Discovery 2. National...
20. I’m watching ur every movement U r thousand miles away from me, Still I’m watching ur every movement on 3 different channels: Pogo, Cartoon Network,...
21. What the hell happened to you? Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was born smart and handsome, But what the hell happened to you?...
22. friends are like roses Friends are like roses, some old some new. They help us in the worst of times by pulling us through....
23. There are 20 angels in the world There are 20 angels in the world, 10 Are playing, 9 Are sleeping, 1 Is reading this message And that...
24. Christmas may be many things Christmas may be many things Or it may be a few. For you, the joy Is each new toy For...
25. Rats play football Sardar: In my dreams rats play football every night Doctor: Take this tablet you will be ok. Sardar: Can I...
26. MERRY CHRISTMAS to U… ()”””() ,* ( ‘o’ ) ,*** =(,,)=(“‘)<-*** (“”),,,(“”) “** Roses 4 u… MERRY CHRISTMAS to U…...
27. Someone is watching you Some one is loving you – – – Caring for you – – – Watching over u – – –...
28. Till the last rose dies… If ever I sent U a bunch of roses, I will put 1 fake plastic rose in between, And make...
29. Roses for you Tik tik !!! plz,open ur door Delivery for U ()”””() ,@ ( ” ; ” ) ,@@ =(,,)=(“”)...
30. I wish you a very happy eid With all the roses perfume And with all the lights in the world, And with all the childrenTs smiles I...