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1. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
2. Post Office Santa Singh: Can u spell a word that has more than 1000 letters in it? Banta Singh: Yes, Its Post...
3. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
4. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!...
5. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
6. Happy Kick Day As we walk through our friendship at times, You may not see me besides you! Don’t think I have left...
7. An astronomer and Sardar An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls. Seeing that...
8. Searching hidden cameras Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over the living room. She asked him: What...
9. Kahin infection na ho jaye Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Santa: Suicide karne ke liye Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?...
10. Hutch is still following me One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
11. Switched off Santa: I tried ur number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta: No! It’s my HELLO TUNE!...
12. Biral cement Banta: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Santa: Birla Cement. Banta: Kyun? Santa: Kyunki is cement mein jaan hai....
13. What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? What Kind Of Person A Friend Is? A friend is a tissue when you can’t stop crying A friend is...
14. Naag do not punch me Santa: Do you know english? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of naag panchami? Banta: So...
15. Chaalu khaata Santa: Oye, ladki dekh, kitni sohni hai. Banta: Mujhe to uska naam bhi pata hai. Santa: Kya naam hai. Banta:...
16. An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat… An old lady gave bus driver peanuts 2 eat This happened 4 several times.! Driver asked: Why u giving me...
17. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
18. Friendship is the shadow of the evening Friendship is the shadow of the evening, Which strengthens with the setting sun of Life Friendship is like a sheltering...
19. Ek hara vala dena! Santa Singh goes to a TV shop and asks, ‘Aap ke paas color TV hai kya?’ ‘Haa’ replies shop owner....
20. Real friendship Real friendship is most notable in those times of trouble. Times of prosperity are full of ‘friends’....
21. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
22. Forget the times Forget the times he walked by, Forget the times he made you cry, Forget the times he spoke your name,...
23. An Englishman and Santa An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u do? Santa: Gud evening, we open the...
24. Open the zip and do An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman : Good evening, how do u do? Santa : Gud evening, we...
25. I asked God I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest....
26. Kya haal hai Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them: Santa:...
27. walk humbly Walk humbly Talk politely Dress neatly Treat kindly Pray attentively Donate generously May ALLAH bless & protect you!...
28. Never walk away from a friend Never walk away from a friend When U see some faults be patience And realize that nobody is perfect It’s...
29. As we walk through our friendship at times, As we walk through our friendship at times, u may not see me....
30. Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not...