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1. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999...
2. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
3. Let me see… Father to son after exam : Let me see your report card. Son : My friend just borrowed it. He...
4. Main jaan bhi fida karo Bada kathin hai rasta jo aa sako toh sath do! Ye zindagi ka fasla mita sako to sath do!! Bade...
5. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
6. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
7. Can you write? Son : Dad, can you write in the dark? Father : I think so. What do you want me to...
8. Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How...
9. Santa & Banta Santa & banta sit in a coffee house… 1st: “Jaldi pee yaar, coffee thandi ho jayegi” 2nd: To kya? 1st:...
10. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the...
11. Eid Card for you… “Eid card 4u” *¡”””””‘””‘”””¡* *¡.+””+.+””+.¡* *¡+ EID +¡* *¡ “+. .+” ¡* *¡ “+” ¡* *¡ MUBARAK¡* . Aj se...
12. Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Banta asked Santa: Why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in evening? Santa: Very simple, because he is PM not...
13. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!...
14. then tell what Santa: Do You Know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of Naag Panchami?...
15. one day a dog was running behind a santa One day a dog was running behind a Santa… But Santa was laughing. Banta asked, “Why you are so happy?...
16. Lady to inspector Santa Lady to inspector Santa : My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn`t come back yet! Santa...
17. Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE] Zindagi aik gift hay [QABOOL KIJYE] Zindagi ek ehsaas hai[MEHSOOS KIJYE] Zindagi ek dosti hai{dosti dijiye} Zindagi ek dard hai{BANT...
18. Haven’t you ever heard of dry cleaning Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Washing myself, of course Preeto : Without soap and water? Santa :...
19. Eid card k sath Wish EID CARD 4 U _________ @(________(@ @(________(@ please open it @=======@ /”**I**”/ / “MISS” / / “*U.*” / @======@ “LOVE”...
20. Report card Santa went to school for getting the report card of his son. Santa: Madam report kab dengi aap. Teacher: Period...
21. Zindagi ki sim card Zindagi Ka Sim Card ki Validity Period Badhane Ke Liye- Gum ko Karo Delete Khusi ko Save Rishto Ko Recharge...
22. Mango man Teacher To Santa: Translate this sentence in english, “mein aam aadmi nahi hoon”. Santa: I am not a mango man....
23. Kisi ki na ho saki Santa ne apni sagaai tod di kyunki ladki virgin thi. When asked why, Santa bola: Jo aaj tak kisi ki...
24. Ulte latka do Inspector to Santa: Phaansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Santa: Mere pair upar aur shir neeche kar...
25. Mom & Son One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. MOM: “Wake up, son. It’s time...
26. Shanta and kele wala Santa: Ye Kela Kaise Diya? Kele Wala: 1Rs Santa: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? Kele Wala: 60 Paise mein to...
27. I press the bell but no one comes out A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn’t turns up for four days. Lady calls again, Santa replies:...
28. Santa and banta jungle mein Santa and banta jungle mein… Saamne aayaa sher, Banta ne sher ki aakhon main matthi phenki, Aur bhaagne lagaa aur...
29. Sardar’s SMS to his pregnant wife Sardar sent a SMS to his pregnant wife. Two seconds later a report came to his phone and he started...
30. Santa’s wedding anniversary It was Santa’s wedding anniversary. Preeto : Shall we have butter chicken to celebrate? Santa : Why to punish the...