Close-up se daant saaf karne ka,
Pepsodent se mazboot karne ka,
Babool se fresh rakhne ka,
Agar phir bhi white nahi hue,
Toh bindaas HARPIC use karne ka!!
Funny SMS Messages Collection
Hindi Funny SMS
I’LL climb da tallest m0untain…
B0y:I’LL climb da tallest m0untain,
swim da deepest ocean,
walk on h0t lava,
just 4 u
Girl:can u c0me 2 meet me n0w?
B0y:nahi abi halaat kharab hain
Ammi nikalnay nai daingi.
Today is our anniversary
– Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?
– Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.
Would you have married me?
A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied Sweetly,
“I’d have married you no matter who left you a fortune”
Bibi par essay
Bibi ghar ki rasoi mein payi jane wali ek faltu musibat hai
Iska paustik aahar pati ka bheja khana hai aur
Yeh pani kam khoon jyada peete hai.
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne…
Ankhon hi Ankhon ne
Ankhon hi Ankhon se
Ankhon hi Ankhon main
KAHA……
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AAii Taaa….. :p
21st Century Girls
Pichle zamane ki ladkiyan yeh kehti thi:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna tera intezaar hai”.
But aaj kal ki ladkiyan kehti hai:
“pehla pehla pyaar hai, aankhon me khumaar hai, aaja mere saajna, NAHI TO DUSRA TAIYAAR HAI”
Aaj se tu mera bhai hai
Ladka bola ……. Dilruba
Ladki boli ……. Pizza khila
Ladka bola ……. Paise nahi
Ladki boli ……. Aise nahi
Ladka bola ……. Mahngai hai
Ladki boli ……. Aaj se tu mera bhai hai.
You are genius…
I still remember the day I sent an SmS 2 u saying
“Sender is cool and reader is fool”
U got angry and replied
“Sender is fool and reader is cool” You are genius…
Sirf ek bar kehdo
Plz sirf ek bar kehdo
Sirf ek bar..
December ki woh yaaden mujhe lota do,
Woh bhegi bhegi ratein,
Woh haseen lamhaat,
Jub tum mere bilkul qareb aakar,
Aankhon mein ankhain dalkar,
Jub tum ne..
Kaha tha!
Aande lee loo aande, garam aande!
If u have any problem!!!
Hiii
If u have any problem!!!
Mujhay batao
I will help u…!
If u don’t have any problem…!
Abey yar mujhay bata…
I will create problem…!
Dost hotay kis liye hain :)
Kya haal hai
Santa and banta were walking on the road and a well shaped lady was walking in front of them:
Santa: Kya maal hai yaar.
Banta: Yaar, maal se yaad aya bhabhi ka kya haal hai?
DUA SPECILLY FOR YOU
“DUA”
“SPECILLY FOR U”
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Dil Mein Mangi Hai :-)