3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
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3 Facts of Life:
Ghareeb aur Boobs hamesha dabte hai.
Musibat aur penis kabhi bhi khade ho jate hai.
Kismat aur Bra kabhi bhi khul sakti hai.
Math Teacher..1 me 2 Dalain Tu kya Hota hy?
Girl:-
miss yeh to ap ka hi hosla he hmari to 1 se hi jaan nikal jati he..!
‘Fwd: Aaj ka Quiz:
Wo kon sa player hai Jo din ko India k liye khelta hai aur raat ko Pakistan k liye???
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Sania Mirza..
Women personality followed by her BRAZIER size
32:Innocent
34:Beautiful
36:Sexy
38:Agressive
40:Hungry
42: playful
44:daring
46:Wild
48:Tennis Wali Bhabhi?:-)
1 Jin sharaab pene insan k rop main aaya, 12 glass p gaya,
Bar keeper: Tumhen charhti nahi?
Jin: May jin hun.
Bar keeper: charh gai behan k loray ko…:-)
Doolha Shadi ki pehli rat, BV ka Ghonghat utha k bare piyar se:
Kia Nam hy hmare ‘Huzoor’ ka?
BV:
HAZRAT MUHAMMAD (S.A.W.W)
Dulha: (heran ho kr)
Kiya farmaya Huzoor ne?
BV:
Yehi K
Namaz parho
Rozy rakho,
Zakat do,
Dulha pareshan ho kr bahar gaya or bola:
Sab Wazu Kr K andar aa jaen “DARS”ho rha hy.
Ik raat bahuu ne kisi gair merd ke saath guzari,
mager saas ne kuch na kaha,
bhala kiun,
kiun ke saas bhi kabi Bahu thiiiiiiiii
imtehan main aik larki nay teacher se kaha kay main nakal mar loon ?
teacher nay kaha tum naqal maroo per hum tu asal hi marain gay.
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Sardar dost say: Yar BV nu birthday tay ki gift dawan?
Dost: Apna Lun day.
Sardar: Nai yar koi wada gift das.
Dost: Far mera Lun day day
2 men were up bcoz their wifes were learning cars
1st:mere biwi raat ko lund pakar kar gear badalti hay
2nd:mere biwi tang utha ke k kahti hay5 litre dal day
Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc:Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
“HONEYMOON”
H-hawas mita do
O-or chuso
N-nanga karke
E-ek hi jhatke mein
Y-yeh gaya
M-mar dala
O-or dalo
O-or tez
N-ni..k..a.. l…g..a. y..a