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Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich

A Young Man Asked A Rich Old Man:
How He Made His Money ?

The Old Guy Said:
Son, It was 1932,
The depth of the Great Depression
I Was Down To My Last Nickel
I Invested That In An Apple And Spent
The Entire Day Polishing It;
& At The End Of The Day,
I Sold The Apple For 10 Cents..!

The Nxt Day ,I Invested Those 10 Cents In 2 Apples.
I Spent The Entire Day Polishing Them;
& Sold Them For 20 Cents, I Continued This 4 A Month,
By The End Of Which I Had Accumulated A Fortune Of $.1.37,
Then My Wife’s Father Died & Left Us 2 Million Dollars..! :(

MORAL:
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Hard Work Is Just Shit..:O
Find A Chick Whose Father Is Rich, =P :D


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F l i r t i n g

F l i r t i n g
Is a habit for those
who are “Single”
It is their way of saying
I m Free.

But

For those who are “Committed”,
It is their way of saying
I m Bored. . . =P =D

Agree or not???

as days go by

As days go by, my feelings get stronger,
To be in ur arms, I can’t wait any longer.
Look into my eyes & u’ll see that it’s true,
Day & night my thoughts r of U.

I Luved Sum1,

I Luved Sum1,
But
Sum1 Broke My Heart
Into Pieces

…n

Now Every Piece of
My Heart Loves
Sum1

And

Ppl Call Me A

“F L I R T” =P xD

Dedicated ti all
FLIRTS

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