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Zakhm dil ka kise dikhyen hum

Zakhm dil ka kise dikhyen hum

Dosti kiski aazmayen hum

Zabt kARNe ki dal lain aadat

Ghar ki deewar kya uthayen hum

Maslahat ka yahi takaza hai

Jo wo kahte hain maan jaayen hum

Berukhi humse ho nahi saktee

Bhool jayen teri khatayen hum

lab pe rakh kar hansi dikhawe ki

Dard-e-dil kab talak chupayen hum

Tod dete hain ghar ke log ise

Khwab palkon pe kya sajayen hum.

Kitna Pyar Diya Usy Par Hamara khayal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Kitna Pyar Diya Usy Par Hamara khayal kuch Bhi Nahi,
Itni Gehri Chahat ka Hasil 0 Hisaal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Wo Hum se khafa thy to Jan Nikal Gayi thi Hamari,
Hum Unse khafa Hain to Unko Malal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Is Qadar Dukh Diya Hai Na Jane kis khata Par Hamen,
0r Hum Bhi Sabar karte Gaye kiya Sawal kuch Bhi Nahi,

Uski khushi Mein Hansne Wale khas Hain Ab Us k Liye,
Dukh Mein Us k Sath Hain Hum Or Hamari Misal kuch Bhi Nahi

Aakhri khahish

Judge:
Aakhri khahish batao?
Mujrim:
Apki Beti se Shadi,
1 Mobile Nokia N73,
5 Karor Rupy,
U.S.A ka VIZA,
2 Saal ka Haneymoon,
6,7 Bache jo aap ko Nana or muje Papa kahen,
Or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, us k baad aap jo Fesla do Mujhe Manzor ho ga.
Judge:
Latkado Salay ko
Mairee baitee per buree nazar rakhta hay
Hahahahaha…

Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..

MAA
Maa kya hai?
Eik Khoobsoorat Rishte ka naam
Maa k Dum se hi Kainat ma Rung hai
ya Maa hi hai jo Bechon ko subah uthaati hai or kahti hai.
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“Uth jao
Begairto 12 Baj rhy hain
Kutton ki tarha parry soay rahty hoty ho
Tumhare Baap ne mujhy Mulazim nahi rkha
jo tum sab ko alag alag Nashty krwaon.
Zindagi Haram kr k rakhdi hai Mari
Kam k Na Kaj k Dushman Anaaj k”

Moral: Aj Maa ji Gusse ma hain…..