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Eid Mubarak

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Tumharay liye hai,

Iss ko barray piyaar say kholna,

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/ I WANT YOU /
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/ I LIKE YOU /
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/ I MISS YOU /
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/ MY FRIEND /
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/ EID MUBARAK /
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Aaj Phhir Mujh Ko Us Ki Yaad Dila Di Barish Ne,

Aaj Phhir Mujh Ko Us Ki Yaad Dila Di Barish Ne,
Dil Mein Jo Bhool Ki Aag Thi Bhuja Di Barish Ne..!

Main Tanha Tha Apny Ghar Mein Zamany Se Pary,
Magar Mere Ghar Ki Diwaar Gira Di Barish Ne..!

Us K Zikar Se Ho Gaie Meri Aankhain Num,
Magar Doston Mein Saari Baat Chhupa Di Barish Ne..!

Suna Hai Woh Bhi Roya Hai Aaj Bohat,
Lagta Hai Usy Bhi Meri Yaad Dila Di Barish Ne..!

Woh Be-Wafa Hua To Phhir Kya Hua Wasi”,
Aaj Mere Sath Ro Kar Wafa Nibha Di Barish Ne !

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi

Aik Car ki Nilami ho rahi thi
20 lac
25 lac
30 lac
Aik aadmi ne hairat sa Car ki khrab halat py ghor kiya, usay Car men koi cheez theek na lagi to usne paas khray aik Aadmi se poocha:
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Bhai is khtaara Car men aisi kon C khoobi hai k is ka itna daam lag rha hai?
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Admi bola: Janab ab tak iss Car k 10 haadsey ho chukay hen,
aur hairat ki baat ye hai k hr haadsey men sirf or sirf “Bv” ki hi maut hui hai…
Aadmi: ohhh…. aisi baat hain to 40 lakh….:)

Bakwaas Status

!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!..

Teacher :
Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ???

Student :
Sir 9 Hathi

Teacher :
Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala???

Student :
Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi ki Sabzi laaya hoon…

Moral :
Rozana Brush Karo Warna Petrol Mehanga Hojaaaye Ga …… :) :D :P