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I Like Everyone..

I Like Everyone..
But I Love Only one
I Live For Everyone..
But I Breathe For only one
I Talk To Everyone..
But I Share everything To only one
I Smile With Everyone..
But Smile Is for only one
I Am For Everyone..
But I Belong To only one
And that ‘ONE’ is only “YOU” ♥

Smart Answers

Smart Answers
Teacher: Are you chewing gum?
Student: No, I’m John Smith…
Husband: We are having mother for dinner tonight.
Wife: Make sure she is well cooked… :p
Father: Shameful results! Do you always get such low marks?
Son: No, only when I take exams…
Guest: Will these stairs take me to da 2nd floor

Girlzs b4 going 2 party.

Girlzs b4 going 2 party….

Facial
Bleach
Waxing
Hair
…Curlin
Threading
Scrubing
Moisturising
done

&puts on
Lipstik
Lipgloss
Lipliner
Perfume
Body toner
Body lotion
Eye liner
Eye shadow
Eye maskara
Foundation
Face powder
Rings
Bracelets
Neckless
Nail paint
Nail shadow
and
Says-

“Yar, jald baazi me kuch kia hi ni, aise hi uth kar aa gayi..=pp

Boys b4 going 2 party ask each other…

“Bhai tu naha k aega kya?”=p