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If animal have Fb..

If animal have Fb..
these are most likely to b their status

Cockroach: Managed to skip from some1,s foot step .. man, i lead a dangerous life style =p
Cat: My 7th child is asking who is her father ..what should i tell her ?? i don,t even remember..:D
Chicken :If tomorrow i m not updating my status .means i m being served at KFC..!love u all ?
Octopus :i have just refilled my ink hurry !!^_^…
Pig:Oh gosh they throw the gossip dat i m spreading the flue.. WTh..
Goat: friends.. don,t go out ,eid holiday is coming :'(
Pig writes a comment on goat,s status “lucky i m haram ” | 4 likes |
Goat replied : “don,t u remember dat after eid .. da Chinese new year ..?? | 11 likes

Bakwaas Status

!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!..

Teacher :
Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ???

Student :
Sir 9 Hathi

Teacher :
Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala???

Student :
Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi ki Sabzi laaya hoon…

Moral :
Rozana Brush Karo Warna Petrol Mehanga Hojaaaye Ga …… :) :D :P

meri ankh main jhalak teri

meri ankh main jhalak teri
meri saans main mehak teri
mere gumaan main weham tera
meri neend main khuwab tere
mere dill main dharkan teri
mere jism main ooh teri
mere sog main rog tera
mere dar main khauf tera
meri tanhai main baten teri
mere hathon main lams tera
mere khayal main jeet teri
mere ishq main bazi teri

lo sunao zindagi ki dastaan meri
main tera aur meri muhabbat bhi teri

Forgiveness

1 Shaks marnay k baad khud ko jannat me daikhta hay

Hairan hoker apnay rab sy poochta hay

Ya llah mujhay nahi yaad parta k

me nay asa koi naiki ka kaam kia hoga k

jiski waja sy me yahan agaya

Allah Pak farmaiga waqai tunay asa koi bara kaam nahi kia siwai isk k

sonay sy pehly tu sab ko maaf kark soya karta tha

tujhay kia lagta hay k

tu mujh sy ziada bara sakhee hay

jaa me ny bhi tujh ko maaf kia!!!!!

(Subhan Allah)

I Request to all of you please

forgive my all mistakes.