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Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno

Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
Mera Tum Bin Dil Veeran Suno
Her Subha Ki Ronak Tum Se Hai
Mere Raat K Roshan Chaand Suno
Tera Sab Se, Her Andaaz Alag
Tere Hansnay Se Ho Shaam Dhanak
Tere Bin Her Subha Shaam Suno
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno
Ek Vaada Ker Lo Tum Mujh Se
Tum Ab Na Routho Gay Mujh Se
Ruk Jaye Na Meri Saans Suno
Mere Chaand Meri Ik Baat Suno..!

Two guls are talking to each other

Two guls are talking to each other:
HEY I GOT MARRIED!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE’S UGLY!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE IS RICH!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD ,HE WONT GIVE ME A PENNY
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE BOUGHT ME A BIG HOUSE!
OH,THATS GOOD!
NO DATS BAD THE HOUSE BURNT DOWN!
OH DATS BAD!
NO DATS GOOD HE WAS IN IT!

Flirt

Kisi Kamzor Lamhay Main
Ager Tum Say Keh Doon
Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Hai Tou
Tum Yeh Mat Samajh Lena K
Main Nay Such Kaha Hoga
…Aisi Dil Nasheen Baton Ko
Aisay Dilber Pairaye Main
Mujhay Bachpan Say Aata Hai
Meri Aankhein Mera Chehra
Mera Yeh Bay-Sakhta Lehjaa
Yeh Sab Kuch Jhoot Kehta Hai
Isay Tum Jhoot He Kehna Mager
Iss Jhoot Main Ek Such Yeh Bhi Hai
K
Mujhay Tum Say Mohabbat Ha

Best moments of life

Best moments of life :

1. To fall in luv :)
2. To clear ur last Exam :P
3. To wake up n realize its still possible 2 sleep :D
4. To get a phone cal saying class is canceled :O
5. To feel butterflies every time you see DAT PERSON :*
6. To see an old friend again n to feel that things have not changed
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child
8. Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening
9. Waiting 4 a cal or message from your loved one wen u r alone
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night n listening to your fav songs
11. Riding d bike on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking To the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror

Zaberdast offer!!

Zaberdast offer!!

Aik nya zbrdst naya free pakage!

1 neki pr 70 nekian free

1 hrf per 700 nakiyan bilkul free

1 namaz per 70 namazon ka free swab

yaad rakhain ye package 1st ramadan say 30 ramadan tak valid hoga

is offer se zyada se zyada faida hasil karain

or mujhay duaon main yaad rakhain

Aakhri khahish

Judge:
Aakhri khahish batao?
Mujrim:
Apki Beti se Shadi,
1 Mobile Nokia N73,
5 Karor Rupy,
U.S.A ka VIZA,
2 Saal ka Haneymoon,
6,7 Bache jo aap ko Nana or muje Papa kahen,
Or main un sab ki shadi karwa dun, us k baad aap jo Fesla do Mujhe Manzor ho ga.
Judge:
Latkado Salay ko
Mairee baitee per buree nazar rakhta hay
Hahahahaha…