SMS MessagesHum to aaj bi us ko ussi tarah chahte hain
_” FARAZ “_
jaise sookha hua darakht barish ka talabgar hota hy.
All posts by asma
Google Khan…
Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Sardar: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua?
Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai…:
Today is RIO DAY…
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER…
kaisy kahy……
Suno…!
Kese kahen tum ko,
Tumhare bin adhure hain.
Na koi pyas hai baqi Na koi dard uthta hai.
Haan…!
Magr EHSAS baqi hai k,
Tmhare bin adhure hai
LoveLess Life….
Loveless life is fruitless tree
But,
Friendless life is a rootless tree!
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!
So never lose ur gud FRIENDS….
FOR MY SPECIAL “FRIEND”…
Wo class ki parhayi,
wo piyar bhari batain.
Wo sylabus ki Tension,
Wo examz ki raatain,
Wo canteen ki Party,
Wo doston ki batain.
Wo jhagray,larayi,
Wo roothna,Manana,
Wo Future ki planning me raaten bitana,
Phr classes me neendon ki wadi me jana,
Wo bay tuki baaton ko seriously lena,
Wo serious batain hansi me urrana,
Na wo din hain na raatain,
Agar kuch ha baqi to wo hain bus, “yadain.”.
FOR MY SPECIAL “FRIEND”.
The journey of life is travelled once…!
The journey of life is travelled once…!
So,
Make TAUBA for past,
SHUKAR for present,
& DUA for the future..
Because DUA is the only
element that changes TAQDEER,
Everything is “Pre-Written…!”
But with prayers it can be “Re-Written…!”
Na Karon jis roz ap ko yaad…
Teri
“AWAZ”
tere roop ki
“Pehchan”
ha,
Tere
“DIL”
ki dharkan mere dil ki
“Jaan”
hai,
Na Karon jis roz ap ko yaad”
Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi
“Be-jan hai.
I MISS U
Life is Weekest…
“Life is Weekest when
There are more doubhts then Trusts.
But
Life is strongest when you learn
How to trust inspite of the doubhts.”
Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain….
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?
Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?
Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.
Give an example…
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:
If x=y & y=z
it means
x=z.
Give an example.
STUDENT:
Sir, i Love u & u love ur daughter
it means
“i love ur daughter”
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish….
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish:
Ary koi hai
.
.
Koi hai Allah ka ßanda.
Koi ramzan me itna toh mehrbani kr do
Pepsi ko choro, niswar pe 5 Rs. Kam kr do..
He has two…
Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” ;)