Hum to aaj bi us ko ussi tarah chahte hain
_” FARAZ “_
jaise sookha hua darakht barish ka talabgar hota hy.
Hum to aaj bi us ko ussi tarah chahte hain
_” FARAZ “_
jaise sookha hua darakht barish ka talabgar hota hy.
Teacher: Tumharay Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Sardar: Google Khan
Teacher: Yeh kaisa naam hua?
Sardar: Hum jahan bhi hota hai, woh hum ko dhoond he leta hai…:
*==Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER…!!
Dear MARIE!
Today is RIO DAY.
I’m in GALA .
U’ve made my life SOOPER.
I’m the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u a BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday.
U’ve Krack’jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i’m in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play HIDE n SEEK.
Tumhara TIGER…
Suno…!
Kese kahen tum ko,
Tumhare bin adhure hain.
Na koi pyas hai baqi Na koi dard uthta hai.
Haan…!
Magr EHSAS baqi hai k,
Tmhare bin adhure hai
Loveless life is fruitless tree
But,
Friendless life is a rootless tree!
Tree can live without fruit but not without root!
So never lose ur gud FRIENDS….
Wo class ki parhayi,
wo piyar bhari batain.
Wo sylabus ki Tension,
Wo examz ki raatain,
Wo canteen ki Party,
Wo doston ki batain.
Wo jhagray,larayi,
Wo roothna,Manana,
Wo Future ki planning me raaten bitana,
Phr classes me neendon ki wadi me jana,
Wo bay tuki baaton ko seriously lena,
Wo serious batain hansi me urrana,
Na wo din hain na raatain,
Agar kuch ha baqi to wo hain bus, “yadain.”.
FOR MY SPECIAL “FRIEND”.
The journey of life is travelled once…!
So,
Make TAUBA for past,
SHUKAR for present,
& DUA for the future..
Because DUA is the only
element that changes TAQDEER,
Everything is “Pre-Written…!”
But with prayers it can be “Re-Written…!”
Teri
“AWAZ”
tere roop ki
“Pehchan”
ha,
Tere
“DIL”
ki dharkan mere dil ki
“Jaan”
hai,
Na Karon jis roz ap ko yaad”
Lagta hai us roz mera jism hi
“Be-jan hai.
I MISS U
“Life is Weekest when
There are more doubhts then Trusts.
But
Life is strongest when you learn
How to trust inspite of the doubhts.”
Girl: Kiya hum Mcdonalds ja sakte hain?
Boy: Han agar tum mujhe Mcdonalds ki spelling suna do tu…?
Girl:Kuch dair soch k boli dafa karo hum KFC chalte hain…?
Boy: Acha ye batao k KFC se kiya banta hai?
Girl: Kuch dair sochne k bad sharmindgi se boli acha chalo kahen se
“NAAN CHOOLLY” kha lete hain.
A teacher teaching ALJEBRA:
If x=y & y=z
it means
x=z.
Give an example.
STUDENT:
Sir, i Love u & u love ur daughter
it means
“i love ur daughter”
Ek Sardar k dil ki khawish:
Ary koi hai
.
.
Koi hai Allah ka ßanda.
Koi ramzan me itna toh mehrbani kr do
Pepsi ko choro, niswar pe 5 Rs. Kam kr do..
Always remember:
When SHE cancels a date, it is because..
“SHE HAS TO”
But
When HE cancels a date, it is because..
“HE HAS TWO” ;)