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Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha…

Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha

Are u relaxing?

SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.

Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha:

Are u relaxing?

Sardar ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh.

Ye keh k wo utha aur apnay se kuch door letay huay Angrez se bola:

Are u relaxing?

ANGREZ: Yes, I am relaxing.

SARDAR thappar mar k bola: “aby tu idher laita hua hai aur wahan tujhe sub log dhond rahe hain”

Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru…

Mery Hmsafr kisi Roz Tu..

Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru

Kisi roz sun meri Guftagu,

Meri Chahton me basi hoi,

Mery Ansuon sy bhari hoi,

Meri shab k Lamhy shumar kr,
Meri Zindagi na azab kr,

Wo Lafz tere jo nayab hon,

Wohi Lafz mery Naam kr,

Mujy ly k tu kahin dor Chal,

Zara hath mera Tham kr,

Mery Humsafr kisi Roz tu,

Mere pas a mere Ru_ba_Ru

Meri khawhishon ko umid dy

Meri zindgi ko naved dy

Mere hmsfar kisi roz tu

mere pas a mere ru_ba_ru…

More popularly Janmashtami…

This festival occurs on the eight day (Astami)
of a lunar fortnight hence the name (Krishna+astami).
Krishnastami which comes sometime in August is
celebrated over two days.
The first day is Krishnastami or Gokulastami.
The second day is called Kalastami
or
more popularly
Janmastami.

Idher Udher ki sims istemal karen ge tu signals katen ge hi…

Idher udher ki sims istemal karen ge tu signals katen ge hi.
Agar ap is kefiyat se bachna chahte hain tu aap lain
“NAMAZ” ki Sim!!
Kion k NAMAZ deti hai aap ko Rab se ghanton
free bat k 5 mawaqe rozana..
or free sms wo b fori delivery k saath…
sirf yehi nahi raat 12 se subha 4 tak
sub kuch manwaiey apne Rab se…

“NAMAZ”…

“SUB KEH DO”

ye offer sari zindagi k liye hai….!!!