SMS MessagesNever understood the logic
behind hiding the groom’s shoes
for money. If you hide his
bedroom keys that night, you will
earn lacs..!! :P :D
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Kamyabi hamesha usk qadam choomti hai….
“Jo shaks apni Pocket Money sY apnY Doston Ko Treat Deta Hai.
Kamyabi Hamesha Us k Kadam Chomti Ha..!!”
(William “FARAZ” Mufta) ;-)
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha…
Ek Sardar Beach par leta hua tha k wahan se ek Angrez guzra aur sardar se pocha
Are u relaxing?
SARDAR: No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Phr dobara ek Angrez guzra or us ne b yehi poocha:
Are u relaxing?
Sardar ghussay se:
No, I am Ranjeet Singh.
Ye keh k wo utha aur apnay se kuch door letay huay Angrez se bola:
Are u relaxing?
ANGREZ: Yes, I am relaxing.
SARDAR thappar mar k bola: “aby tu idher laita hua hai aur wahan tujhe sub log dhond rahe hain”
Apki her khata Ramzan k Sadqe muaf ho…
Har gunah se ap pak o saf ho.
Apki her khata Ramzan k Sadqe muaf ho.
Mere dil se dua nikalti he Aap k lye.
Iss saal MASJID-e-NABWI me apka aitekaf ho.
(AMEEN)
Advance Eid Mubarak…
>>Kiya bharosa?
>>Mobile ka
>>Battery ka
>>Charger ka
>>Network ka
>>Balance ka
>>Life ka
>>Time ka
>>is liye meri taraf se
ap ko
>>Boht boht
>>Advance
<<<"Eid Mubarak">>>
Sometimes it’s better….
Sometimes it’s better
to Bunk a class & do masti with
Friends
Because
Today
When I look back,
Marks never make me laugh
but
Memories do.
FRIENDSHIP is just like Water…
FRIENDSHIP is just like Water.
No Color, No Shape, No Size,
No Money, No Rich, No Poor.
But still essential for living & forever.
Don’t Break anyone’s heart…
Don’t Break anyone’s heart
They hve only one of it…
Break their bones…
They hve 206 of them…
Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru…
Mery Hmsafr kisi Roz Tu..
Mery paas aa mery Ru_ba_Ru
Kisi roz sun meri Guftagu,
Meri Chahton me basi hoi,
Mery Ansuon sy bhari hoi,
Meri shab k Lamhy shumar kr,
Meri Zindagi na azab kr,
Wo Lafz tere jo nayab hon,
Wohi Lafz mery Naam kr,
Mujy ly k tu kahin dor Chal,
Zara hath mera Tham kr,
Mery Humsafr kisi Roz tu,
Mere pas a mere Ru_ba_Ru
Meri khawhishon ko umid dy
Meri zindgi ko naved dy
Mere hmsfar kisi roz tu
mere pas a mere ru_ba_ru…
More popularly Janmashtami…
This festival occurs on the eight day (Astami)
of a lunar fortnight hence the name (Krishna+astami).
Krishnastami which comes sometime in August is
celebrated over two days.
The first day is Krishnastami or Gokulastami.
The second day is called Kalastami
or
more popularly
Janmastami.
Aag bujhanay k kaam aata he…
Acha dost chahay kitna a bura bn jaye,
us ki dosti mat torna.
Q K pani chahay kitna b ganda ho jaye
Aag bujhanay k kaam aata he….:-)
Ya Allah Zero Meter Plzz…..!!!
“If U Have Failed In Love Or Don’t Have A Lover…
Don’t Worry… ;(
Its Just Bcoz Ur Future Partner’s Prayers,
Saying,
“Ya Allah Zero Meter Plzz” :p
Idher Udher ki sims istemal karen ge tu signals katen ge hi…
Idher udher ki sims istemal karen ge tu signals katen ge hi.
Agar ap is kefiyat se bachna chahte hain tu aap lain
“NAMAZ” ki Sim!!
Kion k NAMAZ deti hai aap ko Rab se ghanton
free bat k 5 mawaqe rozana..
or free sms wo b fori delivery k saath…
sirf yehi nahi raat 12 se subha 4 tak
sub kuch manwaiey apne Rab se…
“NAMAZ”…
“SUB KEH DO”
ye offer sari zindagi k liye hai….!!!