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Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse
Kr Dena Maaf Mjhko Dilse,
Agar Tora Ho Kabhi Dil Aapka
Zindagi Ka Kiya Barosa Kal Kafan Mai Lipta Miley Aapko Ye Chehra Mera.
I am s0rry f0r all my mistaks.
munna yahin se bahar ata he??
Larka: munna yahin se bahar ata he??
larki(muskuratay huay) : han lekin tm jhanko mat. Nazar nahi ae ga. Boht chota suraakh he.
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thodi der baad
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school ki bell bajti he. Munna bahr ata he, aur larka larki munnay ko le kr ghar chalay jatay hen.
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Suraakh gate me bi hota hai jaaani,
lekin teri soch ko 21 topon ki salaami.
Subh bakhair gud morning.
‘Sirf Ehsaas-e-Nadamat, Aik Sajda or Chashm-e-Tar,,,
Ay Khuda kitna Asaan he Manaana tujh ko…..
§ubh bakhair gud morning.:-)
Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Admi: Bhabhi ka kya naam hai?
Husband: Google !!!
Admi: Yeh kesa naam hai?
Husband: Sawaal aik karo, jawab 100 miltay hain:-D
A Couple went to a wishwell
A Couple went to a wishwell
Husb: Bent down, threw a coin n made a wish
Wife: Bent down a litle more & fell into the well
Husb. shouted
WoWww
IT WORKS :-P
Wife computer on kartay huay boli
Wife computer on kartay huay boli:
janu apna password batana ?
Husband:
lulli
Wife password enter kar kay hans hans kar chair say gir gai kyun kay computer ki screen par likha tha:
“Your password is too short”
Girl’s status on Face Book
Girl’s status on Face Book:-
“Iam so sad:(”
(19 likes,172 comments)
Boy’s status:
“im goin 2 commit sucide ;-(”
(2 likes, n 1 comment:
Dekh le yr.
“Ho sake to na kar!
Be extra careful…..
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Be extra careful…..
In Dino Apna Bohat Khayal Rakhna.
KHANA Waqt Per Khana.
ZEYADA Wazan Nahi Uthana.
SEERIYHAN ehteyat Se. Charhna.
Q K.
8wan MAHINA Chal Raha Hai. Aur Theek 23Dino Baad Tum Ko KHUSHi Milne Wali Hai.
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*Happy Eid in Advance*:- ;)
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha
1 Admi k Pas 10 inch ka Ghora tha.
Dost ne Pocha k ye kahan se lia hai?
Wo bola k Pahar k pas 1 baba betha hai us se jo mango daita hai,
lekin itna khayal rahy k wo ooncha sunta hai.
Dost baba k pas Gya aur bola baba ji Mujhe HEERAY ki Bori do.
Baba ne kuch parha to bori aa gai;
wo le kr jb neechay aaya to us main KHEERAY thay.
Us ne dost ko btaya k yar main ne to Heeray mangay thay Magar ye to Kheeray hain.
Dost ne jwab dia k ‘Tumhain btaya to tha k baba ooncha sunta hai;
Ab tujhy kia lgta hai k main ne 10 inch ka GHORA manga tha??