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1. Aaj Light Khana hai! Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light...
2. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!...
3. Send this to all your friends who helped to create such memories… One fine day,all of us’ll get busy wid our lives, long working hours,no more classes,lectures, friends n sms,some’ll get married,won’t...
4. Apun 1 Sher bolega Apun 1 Sher bolega “Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,   Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube...
5. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
6. Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light,...
7. “Le karle number note” Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse...
8. Best way to fall down You can fall from a mountain you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall Is to...
9. fall in love with me you can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to...
10. If you fall in love there is no hope If you fall in river there is a boat. if you fall in well there is rope. but if you...
11. i still have her memories I hate her!!! By the sea I saw her stand all alone, I saw my fade shadow next to her....
12. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999...
13. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
14. think before u speak… A 24 year boy seeing out from the train window, shouted, “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled...
15. We have to learn telegu One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will...
16. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
17. How can you tell rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not to fall when...
18. How can U tell the rain not 2 fall How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2...
19. How can u tell… How can u tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist, How can u tell the leaves not to...
20. Gate of memories Gate of memories will never close, How much we miss our freinds nobody knows, Days will pass like years, And...
21. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
22. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
23. you are gone Sunshine was never the same Feelings were never easy Memories are all I have Residing in my heart as an...
24. What’s “n ss!w !” n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! n ss!w ! Don’t get it?! Read the...
25. Photo lena hai Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene...
26. Miss-under-standing What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you –...
27. Sitting alone near the window Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in my heart Your memories in...
28. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
29. anta fall out the window Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain....
30. Santa fell out of window Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain...