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1. Aaj Light Khana hai! Q:Why Santa is standing below the Tube light with an open mouth. A: Because Doctor has advised him: ‘Aaj Light...
2. Sunny day Santa was standing in sun on a hot sunny day. Banta asked: What are you doing? Santa: Drying sweat!...
3. you are all of my beautiful dreams You are all of my beautiful dreams, put together, and rolled into one. You’re the moon and stars in my...
4. Apun 1 Sher bolega Apun 1 Sher bolega “Charo Taraf CHAND Fekarela hai Light,   Boleto ho gayeli Hai Night Band Karne ka Tube...
5. Sardarji infront of mirror Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed. His wife asked what you are doing? He...
6. Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light Apun ek sher bolega, Choro Taraf Chand fenkrela hai light, Boleto ho gayeli hai night, Band karne ka tube light,...
7. “Le karle number note” Santa was riding on a horse.He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa lifts the tail of horse...
8. Kash yeh meri… Once sardarji saw a very soni kudi in the market & thought.. Ans : Kash ke yeh meri maa hondi...
9. fall in love with me you can fall from a mountain, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to...
10. Best way to fall down You can fall from a mountain you can fall from a tree but the best way to fall Is to...
11. If you fall in love there is no hope If you fall in river there is a boat. if you fall in well there is rope. but if you...
12. Hazaron mein ek Santa ki patni Santa se boli: Aap hazaro mein ek hai. Santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999...
13. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi. Santa ki shadi ek nurse se ho gayi.   Banta: Aur santa, kaisi guzar rahi hai?   Santa: Pooch mat...
14. think before u speak… A 24 year boy seeing out from the train window, shouted, “Dad, look the trees are going behind!” Dad smiled...
15. We have to learn telegu One day a sardarji talking with his friend… Sardarji: We have to learn telugu within 6 months or we will...
16. How can you tell rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not to fall when...
17. Yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call. Santa: Who r u? Girl: Seeta here. Santa: Maine to Chandigarh...
18. How can u tell… How can u tell the rain not to fall when clouds exist, How can u tell the leaves not to...
19. How can U tell the rain not 2 fall How can U tell the rain not 2 fall when clouds exist? How can U tell the leaves not 2...
20. Santa & Banta Santa & Banta got tired of mobile & decide 2 use pigeons. One day a pigeon reaches Banta without message....
21. A man asked Sardarji A man asked Sardarji, why Manmohan Singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied “Arey bhai Manmohan...
22. Photo lena hai Sardarji aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara? Sardarji: Are yaar mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene...
23. Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai Sharaabi Santa knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Santa asks: Who r u? Wife: How...
24. Miss-under-standing What is the girl who is not married and is standing below known as ??? Let me tell you –...
25. Best moments of life Best moments of life : 1. To fall in luv :) 2. To clear ur last Exam :P 3. To...
26. Sitting alone near the window Sitting alone near the window Looking at the sky With tearful eye Your thought in my heart Your memories in...
27. Santa and frog argument Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the...
28. Sardarji standing below a tube light – Why is a Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth? – Because his doctor advised him...
29. Santa fell out of window Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ? A: He was ironing the curtain...
30. anta fall out the window Why did Santa fall out the window? – He was ironing the curtain....