Latest SMS Messages Collection

Latest SMS Messages collection for texting your friends, near and dear ones!



mere lips pe

doctor mere lips pe infection hogaya hai.
KISS kitni bar karti ho?
saal mein 1, 2 bar.
infection nahi ”Zang” lag gaya hai…!’

Bakwaas Status

!!!!!!!!!….Bakwaaas Status …….!!!!!!!!!..

Teacher :
Ager 1 Aam k Darakht per 10 Kelay Lagy hain aur un main se 7 Amrud Torh liye Tu Kitnay Kharboozay bachy ???

Student :
Sir 9 Hathi

Teacher :
Wah!!!! Tmhay Kesay pata chala???

Student :
Sir Kyun k main Aaj Tiffin main Gobhi ki Sabzi laaya hoon…

Moral :
Rozana Brush Karo Warna Petrol Mehanga Hojaaaye Ga …… :) :D :P

Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman

An inspirational speaker said:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”

Audience was in shock and silence.

He added:

“She was my mother”

A big round of applause & laughter!

A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.

After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:

“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”

Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker

By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!


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Ussey Kehna

Ussey Kehna
December Laut Aya Hai
Hawayein Sard Hain
Wadiyan Bhi Dhund Mein Gum Hain
Paharhun Ne Barf Ki Shawl Oarh Rakhi Hai
Sabhi Raste Tumhari Yaad Mein
Purnam Se Lagte Hain
Jinhein Sharf-e-Muhabbat Tha
Woh Saray Cards, Woh Perfumes, Woh Choti Si Diary, Woh Terrace, Woh Chaye Jo Hum Ne Sath Mein Pi Thi,
Tumhari Yaad Dilate Hain
Tumhein Wapas Bulate Hain
Ussey Kehna
Dekho Youn Satao Na
December Laut Aya Hai
Tum Bhi Laut Aao Na!!

Wid Luv